Nanoha episodes 3-5
After a week-long break I’m back with everyone’s favorite pedo-tastic magical girl show.
Not much happened in episode 3. Nanoha seals another jewel seed.
The constant jewel seed appearances seem to be taking their toll though; Nanoha is very tired and has trouble staying awake.
SHE HAS NO TEETH. GET THIS GIRL TO A DENTIST NAO!
Nanoha gets a break however, and watches a soccer games with her friends and then goes to get desert with them at her family’s cafe. She comes home still tired, and decides to take a nap. This is where we learn that Yuno is a pervert.
Except that he blushes and stuff when she actually does take off her clothes, so maybe not.
Nanoha’s rest is short lived though, as another jewel seed is activated. She runs downstairs, only to hear:
Eeeew. I don’t know if this is customary in Japan or not, but in America at least I think she is a little old to be taking baths with daddy.
On a side note; his scars are quite interesting, and I thought they would lead into an interesting plot twist where he and his wife were sort of a former Nanoha/Yuno combination. Then I learned that Nanoha is actually a spin-off of a hentai OVA series where the dad and mom are bodyguards. I don’t know if Nanoha’s mom is naked in this at all, but the slight chance that she is makes me want to see it.
Anyway, Nanoha quickly disposes of the jewel seed, and all is well at the end of episode 3.
Unlike 3, a lot of stuff happens in episode 4. Most importantly we get our first glimpse of:
Another girl appears, and is also looking for the jewel seeds. What does this blond haired beauty want with them? Only time will tell.
Nanoha and her brother go to her friends house, where the brother goes off to bang Nanoha’s friend’s older sister or something, and the girls have tea. Now this family has a ton of cats in their ginormous house, and one of them stumble upon something in the forest.
Uh-oh, this can’t be good.
This reminds me of that “My girlfriend has a pussy the size of a house” joke from the movie Predator.
Somebody else has shown up to crash the party as well.
Awww….she’s so deadly, its cute.
We also find out the name of her little weapone thingy when Nanoha confronts her.
Interestingly enough, I’ve been playing Diablo 2 recently, and one of the weapons you can get is a baridiche. In that game, it is basically a giant axe/spear thing, remotely similar to what this weapon looks like, only bigger and without magic powers. Unless you have it imbued of course.
But what really makes this thing awesome is the scythe form. Yes, you heard that right. SCYTHE FORM.
The Grim Reaper just went moe.
Fate easily pwns Nanoha in about 30 second, and makes off with the jewel seed as we move on to episode 5.
Get your paper towel ready, because we have a hotsprings episode! Not that this show really needed more fanservice, but oh well.
It seems that Nanoha and her friends and family are taking a vacation to a nearby hot spring for a few days.
Somehow the brother managed to luck out on his car placement.
While changing, Nanoha makes a profound statement.
Yes, Nanoha, yes they are.
Excuse me while I clean off my computer screen.
The only problem here is the lack of naked MILF, although at least she makes an appearance.
The girls run into an interesting lady after their bath who turns out to know Nanoha and Yuno.
Later that night, another jewel seed appears, waking up Nanoha.
Fate and Horo sense it too, and manage to sang it before Nanoha can get there.
Nanoha and Fate decide to duel, and bet a jewel seed on the outcome.
They have a beam match, which Nanoha manages to win.
Ultimately though, Fate triumphs and has Nanoha at her mercy.
Raging Heart saves Nanoha’s life by expelling a sealed jewel seed.
I can’t get my magical weapon to put out, maybe I should dump it a get a new one.
Nanoha (and the viewers) finally learn Fate’s full name.
Sounds like the Mexican restaurant of doom, but whatever. Fate takes off, giving us a nice view of her rear, and the episode is over.
Until next time…