Mio, enjoying her Single Awareness Day with Valentine's chocolate on her snatch and a kitten with a taste for chocolate

Are you a single person in the world whose only lover is their left/right hand, a box of tissues, and a dot of lotion? Do you love animu characters in poses that cause people to use all three of the lovers I listed above? Did you buy chocolate/roses/love-toys for yourself? Well you’re in luck, because the 1st two MM! OVAs advertised as “Extreme Content” delivers with the raunchy raunchiness.

The 1st OVA focuses on Yuuno petting a cute cat that has walked in. Mio, however, is not warming up well to this.

It appears that Mio really doesn’t like cats. This is evident when the cat rubs up against her boobs.

That's what Sado should've done when Mio kept hitting him

This goes too far for Mio as she starts crying and saying that cats are scary. Yuuno, however, is very understanding and presses her face against her boobs.

Too bad we don't see this scene escalate

However, what we do see is the next OVA, which focuses on, I shit you not, Yumi raping Mio and Yuuno. Like literally, molestation. Rather than ruining the continuity with silly innuendo-laced comments, I just did a whole strip of all the scandalous screencaps so that it’s easier for people to fap to. Enjoy, and make sure you have precisely 5 wastebaskets ready. The amount of tissues used will be immense.

These are professional voice actresses too, so if you ever wanted to hear Azu-Nyan & Wako orgasm, this is my Valentines gift to you

Also, I hope you weren’t doing No-Fap February, cause I might’ve fucked that up for you just now. If so, you have my sympathy.

But of course, the 2nd episode isn’t ALL about rape. They also, gotta give some time to Yumi, who ponders on her enjoyment of such debauchery in the most eloquent of ways.

Holy shit, that's a creepy ass rapeface

This episode ends as the Nurse takes pics and Sado jizzed in his pants. It’s not exactly shown, but hell we all know what he’s thinking right now.

An accurate depiction of a night with the Duke University Lacrosse Team

It’s hard to really have a critical view of the OVA series because it doesn’t really reflect the material on the show at all, but rather was created because XEBEC needed to get off to something they made & Rio Rainbow Gate just wasn’t tickling their fancies. However, you can really see the effort put into making the 2nd OVA as raunchy as possible. I mean it’s hard to consider it ecchi when it’s almost going into hentai territory, granted if they actually went far enough to remove clothing.

And so, have yourself a great Valentines Day or Single Awareness Day, and make sure to leave a vote on which of these two has the creepier rapeface:

Yumi or Durer? You decide