Hidan no Aria 9 – Hidan no Uno Pacu
9th Bullet: Honey Trap
Why this wasn’t subbed on Friday, I have no clue. Oh wait, probably because gg quit and someone else subbed it. That’s probably good. I’m starting this episode out, not expecting Reki. I hope the show manages to surprise me, I could sure use it! As you know, we have a lot of our blonde traitor going down in this episode, and as we saw in the preview, a dreaded event scene for our hero. Urusai!
Looks like it started off rather… fast, I guess. Riko’s disguises are great, but it’s always the way they are that makes Kinji realize, well hey, that’s Riko. Aria’d never corner me on a bed like this, so it must be Riko. Yeah it was Riko. Sure enough, it was Riko. Oh hey, Aria shows up in the nick of time. It was a rather interesting fight, but Riko’s methods are well thought out, and that flash bang was perfect for escaping like a true thieve. But later, even Riko is tearjerker. Duh she’s being an ass by crying, though, with the viciously and blatantly evil smile abound. Ki-kun and Aria are gonna band together with Riko now and become thieves! Maybe they’ll go to the Grand Line and search out One Piece, and encounter Luffy and his pirate buddies searching about for treasure. After all, Riko’s treasure was stolen, so it’s safe to assume Luffy stole her treasure. Then we get a boring rant from Aria about Kinji’s girl habits that I didn’t care nor presently or future… ly care for. And stuff. Dammit, VLC, I couldn’t get the eyecatch this week because this video keeps messing up on certain parts even when I rewind!
So if Riko wasn’t the horniest girl we’ve ever seen, well, she is now, forcing Kinji to do naughty things to her while the class is watching a movie. She threatens to scream and get him in trouble if he doesn’t stroke her. Damn he’s gotta go into bonder mode, I mean Hysteria. But when you think about it, it is kind of a boner mode. Because, as stated before, he’s like Kato from the Green Hornet, when his heart starts pumping, it’s as if time slows down. Later, Shirayuki appears in a jealous mood after seeing Riko and Kinji under the gunbrella, since it has a gun in it. They fight, but Riko’s questionable methods again prove themselves worthy. Nice pantsu, Shirayuki, but it doesn’t fit the whole Snow White thing you apparently have going. Looks like the two of them are trapped in the nurse’s office though, and Shirayuki thinks it’s time for some sexy tiem fun, but Kinji has other plans. Plans that include getting the hell out of there before she dies of embarrassment. Lol, funny. Time to go to Riko’s hideout, and what’s this? A costly cafe? Someone call Erika and Walker, stat! Jeez, though, J.C. staff has Reki and they’re totally wasting her. Well, at least she’s in the preview for next week.