It’s the Shana 3 discussion for episodes 10-12.

In this discussion, Megiddo is totally out of character when he said the statement at the top.

Not a joke. Seriously.

[10:40:12 PM] Megz: oh we’re discussing 10? Oh yeah! That was when Shana fought the camel, right?

[10:40:23 PM] Jubbz: OOOOOOoh, You mean the Newport Mascot

[10:40:28 PM] Jubbz: yeah, i remember now!

[10:40:40 PM] DarkKingSilvers: I remember that one too. lololololololol

[10:40:48 PM] Megz: That was a fucking Guze no Ou. What the fuck

[10:41:14 PM] Megz: All he did was Kage Bunshin ¹ and that was it. He lost to a Shana that was still regaining her powers lolol

[10:42:19 PM] Jubbz: Yeah, but to be fair, I can say Shana’s not a weak flame haze. Sure, Newport sucks, but still.

[10:42:31 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Dunno. It was pretty lame.

[10:42:42 PM] Megz: There was no point in making him a Guze no Ou

[10:42:47 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Truth

[10:43:07 PM] Megz: Guze no Ou are fucking overpowered dudes like Alastor and SotF. That camel was weaker than most Rinne

[10:43:23 PM] Jubbz: Maybe he lied. <_<… or maybe Newport came to JC Staff and said they needed some mascot money

[10:43:41 PM] Jubbz: who knows!

[10:44:04 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Well, would you even classify SotF as a King of Guze? He seems pretty beyond that.

[10:44:32 PM] Megz: He’s a deus-ex machina waiting to happen

[10:44:36 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Pretty much

[10:44:47 PM] Megz: But I’ll save that discussion for when we talk about 12

[10:44:59 PM] Jubbz: He’s known as the God of Creation after all

[10:45:17 PM] Megz: 10 was pretty weak though. Oh! It had a golem using rocket punches and rocket kicks. That was funny

[10:45:57 PM] Jubbz: i forgot about that bit… weren’t they fighting Sabrac?

[10:46:04 PM] Megz: Lion dude first

[10:46:15 PM] Jubbz: THEN Sabarac.

[10:47:16 PM] Megz: although first golem wrecked Seireiden and then cracked the Super Awesome Magic Black Hole That Leads To That Weird City And All That Terrible Background CGI And That Last Door That Reminded Me Of Skyrim Doors

[10:47:46 PM] Megz: And goat boy got owned during that time too. Or maybe that was before. It all kinda melds together

[10:49:07 PM] Megz: But yeah. 10 was mainly Wilhelmina, Khamsin, and Rebecca blowing stuff up and Shana owning camel dude. Then in 11 we got all these random Flame Hazes paratrooping in

[10:49:19 PM] Jubbz: Oh now THAT was hilarious

[10:49:32 PM] Jubbz: Fuckin Carpet Bomb

[10:49:36 PM] DarkKingSilvers: I was getting Hellsing OVA vibes so much

[10:49:42 PM] Megz: heheh

[10:49:49 PM] Jubbz: Oh i saw that as a rolling thunder strike

[10:49:53 PM] Jubbz: With flame hazes

[10:50:03 PM] Jubbz: i laughed so hard though

[10:50:05 PM] Jubbz: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

 [10:51:28 PM] Megz: Anyway. The whole time during 11 I was thinking ‘Well Decarabia, you really fucked up by sending all your troops to pointless locations’. So then I was happy he died a very ugly and dishonorable death

[10:51:58 PM] Jubbz: This is supposed to be war, but the war hasn’t been as exciting as i had hoped.

[10:52:12 PM] Megz: It has been one of the most boring wars I’ve seen in anime

[10:52:51 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Dunno. Marineford was boring as fuck most of the time too

 [10:53:19 PM] Jubbz: Marineford was better than this at least <_<

[10:53:31 PM] Megz: I guess? It lasted a lot longer so it’s easier to find boring parts. But considering this thing has only been like 2-3 episodes it has been really underwhelming

[10:53:33 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Dunno. This doesn’t have Buggy Antics

[10:53:39 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Fair enough

[10:53:55 PM] Jubbz: Buggy sucks. Anyway…

[10:54:40 PM] Megz: 11 also had a very… sultry scene as well

[10:54:50 PM] Jubbz: OH YEAH

 [10:55:35 PM] Jubbz: Margery looks SO MUCH BETTER with her hair down, no kidding. I laughed so hard though when Margery basically said she’d be like superman in bed. >_>

[10:55:56 PM] Jubbz: but then Keisaku got a power boost and it was OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH from there

[10:55:58 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Not the first time we’ve seen her with her hair down.

[10:55:58 PM] Jubbz: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

[10:56:08 PM] DarkKingSilvers: But yeah, I agree so much. She needs to leave it down.

[10:56:15 PM] Megz: definitely agree about the hair. And women look so fucking attractive in men’s dress shirts when they’re all unkempt after a good fucking

[10:56:32 PM] DarkKingSilvers: ………holy fuuuuuudge LOL

[10:56:33 PM] Jubbz: WELL YEAH.

[10:56:48 PM] Jubbz: Also, Thought I’d never see you say something like that, Megz

[10:56:56 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Seriously. Holy shit. Hahahahahahaha

[10:57:15 PM] DarkKingSilvers: That should definitely be the title for this post. XD

[10:57:23 PM] Megz: With pic plox

[10:58:05 PM] Jubbz: that’d be a really long title

[10:58:11 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Doesn’t matter. It’s worth it

[10:58:21 PM] Megz: It’s all about the page hits!

[10:58:47 PM] Jubbz: you guys are nuts. I’ll see what i can do

[10:59:24 PM] Jubbz: Anywho, onto Episode 12

[10:59:45 PM] Megz: POOREST ANIMATION IN SHANA YET

[10:59:49 PM] Jubbz: Now i did not like episode 12…

[11:00:18 PM] Jubbz: And it’s like they were trying to find various ways to keep Sabrac alive

[11:00:27 PM] Jubbz: Not to mention that APPLESAUCE² SHIT again

[11:00:31 PM] Jubbz: AGAIN

[11:00:33 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Sabrac used Rinne-substitution no Jutsu!

[11:00:43 PM] Megz: lol yeah

[11:00:52 PM] DarkKingSilvers: It should’ve been a log

[11:01:06 PM] Megz: 12 was awful. Why the fuck wouldn’t they want to seal him?

[11:01:17 PM] Megz: The route would be enclosed. And all the big baddies would be stuck

[11:01:28 PM] Jubbz: Them too actually. >_>

[11:01:44 PM] Megz: Nah

[11:01:44 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Yeah, and considering how Deus Ex Machina the SotF is, that might not have been enough.

[11:01:56 PM] Megz: It would only enclose the path that led to the temple

[11:01:59 PM] DarkKingSilvers: It wouldn’t be surprising if he could exit without having to go back the same way

[11:02:01 PM] Megz: Not the path back to Seireiden

[11:02:48 PM] Jubbz: But he’d just have to un-do the seal. I bet he could. I mean, he’s the god of Creation.

[11:03:08 PM] Jubbz: But hey, he might lose to THE POWER OF APPLESAUCE!

[11:03:08 PM] Jubbz: orz

[11:03:32 PM] Megz: lol

[11:03:48 PM] Megz: But the whole conflict set up between Shana and Yuuji is fucking ridiculous

[11:04:25 PM] Megz: Yuuji wants to ‘change the world’ to protect Shana that he is willing to fucking beat the shit out of her

[11:04:36 PM] Jubbz: It would’ve made sense if Yuji had shown some signs of wanting to turn to the dark side in the previous seasons. What foolishness.

[11:04:38 PM] Megz: And Shana wants to ‘Applesauce’ Yuji so much that she wants to beat the shit out of him

[11:04:52 PM] Megz: It still wouldn’t have made sense lol

[11:05:03 PM] Jubbz: Well, it wouldn’t be as stupid

[11:05:08 PM] Megz: Maybe

[11:05:45 PM] Megz: Why couldn’t they just have continued on as normal? Maybe have a big climax where they defeat Bal Masque and be happy. None of this dark Yuuji and God of Creation shit ³

[11:06:10 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Yeah, this doesn’t feel like Shana anymore. Each episode makes me miss the school antics more and more. =\

[11:06:19 PM] Jubbz: School antics sucked

[11:06:31 PM] Jubbz: Well, I’d like more Shana knowing how to make baby antics though

[11:06:40 PM] Megz: Maybe not school antics. But maybe more in line with s1

[11:06:42 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Then again, especially considering that the ending to S2 was made up by JC Staff, I have to wonder how the original author transitioned into this scenario.

[11:07:11 PM] Megz: With kicking Tomogara butt as they’re trying to take the Reiji Maigo from Yuuji and/or doing crazy shit in Misaki City

[11:07:36 PM] Megz: This war is just lame.

[11:07:47 PM] Megz: And now that we had the line about God of Creation able to change the world

[11:07:51 PM] Megz: at his will

[11:08:04 PM] Megz: I just fucking know we’re going to get some fucking Deus Ex Machina shit

[11:08:28 PM] Jubbz: In other words, Yuuji would still have no personality. I mean, at least he’s DOING something now rather than be some load on the team. Blutesauger or however you spell that shit… didn’t using it deplete his PoE, and using Fuzetus?

[11:08:46 PM] Megz: Somehow they’ll bring an end to the war with SotF powers and they’ll all sing Kumbaya or some shit

[11:09:08 PM] Jubbz: hold on, you’re saying the BAD GUY will bring the happy ending?

[11:09:12 PM] DarkKingSilvers: That’ll still be better than most anime endings out there…

[11:09:16 PM] Megz: No that won’t

[11:09:42 PM] Jubbz: Well, it would be if they literally sung Kumbaya ya know.

[11:09:48 PM] Megz: lol

[11:10:10 PM] Jubbz: so let’s take a bet guys

[11:10:20 PM] Megz: on what?

[11:10:46 PM] Jubbz: Deus Ex Machina Ending with SotF powers, or He is somehow killed with POWER OF APPLESAUCE, Yuji lives and they all live happily. THROUGH APPLESAUCE.

[11:11:14 PM] Jubbz: i mean, there’s only two ways this is gonna end.

[11:11:21 PM] Megz: They wouldn’t have mentioned that whole “change the world at his will” if they weren’t going to actually use it. So I can’t see any other possibility

[11:11:38 PM] DarkKingSilvers: This is how it’s going to end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK0z87WrhGo

[11:11:47 PM] DarkKingSilvers: That’s the insert song for episode 24, fo’ real

[11:12:04 PM] Megz: :D

[11:12:09 PM] Jubbz: oh fuck you XD

[11:12:16 PM] DarkKingSilvers: AMV TIME! hahaha

[11:12:34 PM] Megz: I don’t think I’ve ever heard the full song lol

[11:12:52 PM] Megz: only chorus

[11:14:01 PM] Megz: Anyway, prediction time?

[11:14:06 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Let’s do it!

[11:14:10 PM] DarkKingSilvers: I’ll be the optimist.

[11:14:23 PM] Megz: Over/Under on if Shana and Yuuji fight next episode?

[11:14:26 PM] DarkKingSilvers: S2 got amazing in the second half. I’m predicting this season becomes fucking awesome starting with episode 13.

[11:14:42 PM] DarkKingSilvers: We’re going to see where the budget really went to with the next episode.

[11:14:46 PM] Megz: lol

[11:14:56 PM] Jubbz: Well, maybe they blew their budget on the Index movie

[11:15:01 PM] Megz: Seriously, if you actually watch episode 12. Count the number of times they simply loop animation

[11:15:17 PM] Megz: There’s a fucking war going on and they loop bombs blowing up and shit. Hilarious

[11:15:41 PM] Megz: Or look at the background when Shana is flying in the air. It’s all out of proportion. Fucking so weak JC Staff

[11:15:54 PM] Jubbz: Megan’s got a point there…

[11:16:39 PM] Megz: Also. Who the fuck was Shana talking to at the end of 12 as she was approaching Yuuji? I swear there was like 20 pages that weren’t animated or something

[11:17:01 PM] Jubbz: I’m pretty sure she was talking to those ancient Flame Hazes…

[11:17:11 PM] Jubbz: wasn’t there one flying with her? One or two of’em?

[11:17:14 PM] Megz: Is that what they were? They were just blurs that I couldn’t tell

[11:17:44 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Yeah, ancient flame hazes

[11:17:55 PM] Jubbz: Nah, they mentioned that back in… episode 8 when the Trinity entered that world and encountered those things.

[11:17:57 PM] Megz: why were they there again?

[11:18:12 PM] Jubbz: to guard the gate to SotF’s body

[11:18:36 PM] Megz: More fucking thing to remind me of Skyrim

[11:18:37 PM] DarkKingSilvers: They’ve been there…because something. Something like they were trying to stop SotF the last time, or were guardians or something

[11:18:48 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Reminds me of the Chozo Ghosts from Metroid Prime….

[11:19:25 PM] Jubbz: So Shana’s Samus now?

[11:19:30 PM] Jubbz: And Yuji is a Metroid?

[11:19:37 PM] Jubbz: oh wait, Metroid Prime?

[11:19:42 PM] DarkKingSilvers: ……Yes

[11:19:48 PM] Jubbz: oh fuck yes, this is AWESOME NOW

[11:19:50 PM] DarkKingSilvers: More like Metroid Hax

[11:20:11 PM] Jubbz: i expect ot see Shana turn into a little ball next episode

[11:20:24 PM] DarkKingSilvers: I expect Shana to turn into a bar of candy.

[11:20:29 PM] Megz: As long as she does something

[11:20:42 PM] Megz: She has done practically nothing this entire series

[11:20:42 PM] Jubbz: she can drop bombs… and Hersey’s Kisses

[11:20:55 PM] Megz: a full season and her best accomplishment is taking out Joe Camel

[11:21:05 PM] Jubbz: lmfao

[11:21:18 PM] DarkKingSilvers: What about mastering Ace’s FIRE FIST attack?

[11:21:27 PM] Megz: that’d be kickass

[11:21:30 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Shana F Pt. 2 – Seireidenford.

[11:21:37 PM] Jubbz: She’ll take something worse through the torso soon enough… >_>

[11:21:41 PM] Megz: Damn you Akainu!

[11:21:45 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Wilhelmina = Luffy

[11:21:47 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Shana = Ace

[11:21:56 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Yuji = Akainu

[11:21:59 PM] Jubbz: THIS WILL BE FUCKING AWESOME NOW

[11:22:00 PM] Jubbz: YES

[11:22:00 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Sophie = Whitebeard

[11:22:14 PM] Megz: Sophie isn’t awesome enough to be Whitebeard

[11:22:15 PM] DarkKingSilvers: German Dude = Marco

[11:22:24 PM] Megz: SotF = Blackbeard

[11:22:33 PM] Megz: Khamsin = Sengoku

[11:22:50 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Camel = Random Marine #23274

[11:22:54 PM] Megz: hahaha

[11:23:06 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Rebecca = Buggy

[11:23:16 PM] Megz: Camel can be Helmeppo

[11:23:26 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Sabrac = Ao Kiji

[11:23:40 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Fiddle Dude = Kizaru

[11:23:57 PM] Megz: Has the Minstrel guy every done anything?

[11:23:58 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Hecate = Garp. loololololololololololol

[11:24:17 PM] Jubbz: No, he hasn’t

[11:24:27 PM] Megz: Goatboy = That one pirate that betrayed Whitebeard

[11:24:40 PM] DarkKingSilvers: I was going to give Decarabia that honor.

[11:24:46 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Though Squardo is the name.

[11:24:47 PM] Megz: another good choice

[11:25:16 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Sydonay = Mihawk

[11:25:20 PM] Megz: fuck yeah

[11:25:23 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Bel Peol = …..Pacifista.

[11:25:29 PM] Jubbz: awww

[11:25:30 PM] Megz: Who’s gonna be Shanks in the end?

[11:25:34 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Yoshida

[11:25:37 PM] Megz:

[11:25:39 PM] Jubbz: Oh hell no

[11:25:39 PM] Jubbz: NO

[11:25:42 PM] DarkKingSilvers: XDXDXDXD

[11:25:46 PM] Jubbz: Fuck no.

[11:25:53 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Alright, alright. Seriously.

[11:25:55 PM] Jubbz: bring in someone more unexpected

[11:25:59 PM] Jubbz: Like Ike

[11:26:01 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Chigusa

[11:26:07 PM] Jubbz: no, I’m going with Ike

[11:26:14 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Chigusa’s Baby

[11:26:24 PM] Megz: Yes

[11:26:29 PM] Jubbz: so the fight will be stopped by a fucking fetus?

[11:26:32 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Yep

[11:26:32 PM] Megz: Chigusa’s Baby is gonna have like Uber fucking Haki

[11:26:41 PM] Jubbz: A fucking fetus!?

[11:26:45 PM] Megz: yes

[11:26:55 PM] Megz: Have you never seen Railgun?

[11:27:00 PM] DarkKingSilvers: XDXDXDXDXD

[11:27:04 PM] Jubbz: That was created through other means!

[11:27:18 PM] Jubbz: Railgun is irrelevant to Shana’s BS

[11:27:26 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Uhh, Chigusa’s fetus is special.

[11:27:30 PM] DarkKingSilvers: Because it’s fucking Chigusa ⁴

[11:27:32 PM] Megz: damn straight

 [11:27:37 PM] DarkKingSilvers: This conversation is over.