Edward Scissorhands just projectile vomited again

It was about 1-2 years ago when I looked into a certain hentai OVA named Enzai: Falsely Accused, a show which looked at the intimacy that can happen in prison. Back then I had no mercy for it, but back then I was also young and foolish. Flashforwarding to now where I am a moe fudanshi, Enzai still sucks ass. However, I decided that to commemorate the birthday of Jose’s VA Katsuyuki Koishi (as well as Hiro Shimono, James McAvoy, and Chaps), I am going to start a very ancient style Let’s Play modeled after the year it came out in the early 2000′s.

Might as well give some backstory on this shit to spice things up. On September 13th, 2002, Langmaor concocted a BL visual novel game focusing on brutal prison rape in Napoleonic France called Enzai Falsely Accused. In an odd twist of fate, this also became the very first yaoi game to ever hit the market in America with JAST USA licensing it in 2006. Yes, out of all the yaoi games that have ever been made in Japan at that point (Absolute Obedience, Angel’s Feather, Togainu no Chi, Gakuen Heaven, Kannagi no Tori, etc etc), the first one we got was about getting horribly raped in prison. If I were a fujoshi in the year 2006 and not an awkward kid in love with Rukia Kuchiki, I would be pissed the fuck off.

PISSED THE FUCK OFF

However, this was met with more praise than I would’ve thought as I quote from a famous philosopher on the impact of Enzai on the world:

“Enzai has become popular and successful in Japan, birthing two OVAs, several Drama CD Collections, a novelization, an Official Fanbook, and a variety of fan collectibles (pin badges, phone cards, satchels, etc.).Enzai has also become famous outside Japan, mostly due to its unusually dark and twisted atmosphere, deep and compelling plot, and surprisingly graphic scenes, as already mentioned. Enzai is the first girls-oriented video game depicting blood, rape, insanity, and abuse rather than the more standard romantic “shōjo” scenes” - Wikipedia

This was also shown on a sociological level as on several yaoi messageboards I’ve come across, there were fans of Enzai were head over heels with lead rapist Durer and seeked to have Guys get the “be Durer’s bitch” ending to lick his boots. On April 23rd, 2004, the OVA’s were created which depicted an even more hopeless portrait of Guys’ life in prison. The impact of Enzai in particular is quite fascinating as the game and anime grew a giant enough niche following to outbalance those who aren’t keen on prison rape.

If you look to your right, you will see DAT ASS

In 2011, I started to try and do an LP but then I quit halfway due to trying to do a run where I would try not to get it in the ass for as long as I could. In 2012, I picked the game back up to finish what I started and close the book on what was creepy enough to mark the beginning of the Fucked Up Series franchise.

And spawned this face

The beginning of our story is here with Guys’ who invites his ruffian friends to steal candy in Napoleonic France.

“While Winston Churchill is busy chatting up with Luigi, we’ll steal whatever phallic candy we can find”

However, Guys made one big mistake by going to the dark alley that we are all warned as kids not to go down or otherwise we’d find scary things like serial killers, gang members, or even worse; Guildeas

Turn your ass around and fucking run!

Guys doesn’t heed this warning as he stands there as Guildeas takes him into custody for murder. Guys, of course, is only guilty for stealing candy, but Guideas threatens him by showing him the corpse and saying if he confessed he wouldn’t go to prison

You know, a Boys Love Game

It’s Guys day in court as he is thrown in prison for a crime he did not commit. In the original Enzai game, however, Guys’ mom actually believes that her son is innocent and would never have killed a fly.

Now why couldn’t they have gone with this for the OVA and not:

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

Now we go to one of the few sex parts in the OVA that actually does happen in the game, as we are introduced to Durer, the prison guard who’s love for rape rivals even Pyramid Head. Durer here tells Guys to spread his cheeks and lick his sack. However, because Guys thinks that French prison is like regular prison, he’s in for a rude awakening.

“Balls that I will forcibly rub my cawk on”

Durer decides the best option would be to stick his tongue and his fingers up Guys’ ass (this is Napoleonic France, so Guys and trillions of people worldwide probably didn’t have the best toilet paper to wipe their asses with) while beating him off. This is also the introduction of the trippycam where before a rape scene, Guys is surrounded by purple haze and it looks like he might vomit all over the place as psychadelic music starts playing in the background.

Been DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZED AND CONFUUUUUUUUUSED for so long it’s not truuuuuuuuuuuue

After this traumatizing welcome to prison, he gets welcomed to prison by more upstanding members of society whom were probably only thrown in there due to misunderstandings.

I wonder if Durer has ever fucked any of these dudes or if he’s like “Eew, too old, do not want”

Through this, we also meet two more inmates with Jose, the buff guy who you may recognize as a rapist who would fuck anything with a hole on it forceably, and Io, the adorable little dude on the side who I wish was available as someone you could end up with because he is a big ball of cute that is treated horribly and I wanna save him.

Dammt, I want Io to be mah woman

One awesome thing about the Enzai game is that you can give a massive “fuck you” to the OVAs by completely subverting anything that happened to Guys in the OVA. Case in point, in the OVA Jose invites you to eat dinner with him which would respond in Guys following Io to the cell where he is gangraped. However, in the game, I can choose not to eat dinner with Jose, avoid getting gangraped, and cackle at the OVA for not getting its way.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Instead, Guys avoids his OVA fate like a Boss and is dragged to see Evan by some nutbar with long shaggy hair initially named Beastman. Now Evan is possibly one of the biggest bros in the game.

Had I not been attracted to more effeminate prisoners like Io and Vallewida, Evan would be mah boi.

Speaking of Vallewida, here is where we get to meet him as Guys walks to his cell. However, Vallewida is in his “ghost mode” where he speaks in a weird accent and feels no pain. You may have remembered in the OVA he shifted into this mode when he blew Durer.

“They all sprayed Faygo all over us and sung praises for Detroit”

The next morning, Vallewida shifts back into ordinary person mode where he calmly talks to Guys in an eloquent voice that sounds oddly like Miyuki Sawashiro’s Saeko & Kanbaru voices. Guys is still disturbed at Vallewida shifting from zombie to person within a matter of hours, but Vallewida still tries his best to come off as normal.

“We are many, you are but one!”

However, the mood shift comes from cute and mellow to cute and “I feel like shit for watching this” when it’s food time and Jose’s meal spills on the floor. Naturally, Jose wants Io to eat all of the food off of the floor all the while trying to humiliate him as sexually as he can.

I don’t see how the removal of clothes has any forebearing on eating food off the floor

Jose explains this as his way of making Io out to be a dog and forces him to bark. I started to feel like shit watching this cause it was cute to hear Io’s VA bark, but it would’ve been kinder to see it in a different situation that doesn’t involve eating food off the floor and having a carton of milk poured on him.

Dammit, why can’t I save and adopt Io!?

However, Guys is a total dick and instead of helping out Io, he’s just like “screw that, I don’t wanna be made into a bitch too”. Cause apparently, playing hero is more of a loser move than watching someone get abused and calling him a loser for being abused.

That’s really up for Durer to decide

We then meet Guys’ lawyer Lusca, a massive drunkard who tells Guys that his parents had to move away due to all of the death threats. As things start to really suck for Guys, Lusca doesn’t even want to help him because it’s easy to drown your sorrows than deal with them.

“Not unless you score me a shot of that whiskey”

Despite all of this, as Guys works in the leather making faculty, he lashes out at Io for what is essentially Lusca’s fault.

щ(ﾟДﾟщ) Guys, why u no liek Io!?

Guys gets accustomed to prison life as he has some experience with the other prisoners, many of which are horny enough to screw anything with a hole. Unfortunately for Guys, he fits the bill with three holes that three of his prison friends could fit inside, though since Guys don’t like guys, he refuses.

You know what they say, “if you’re with a friend and have done nothing for over 30 minutes, resort to sexual experimentation”

Guys excuses himself to the bathroom to avoid getting dickings from everyone in the room. What sucks for Guys is that he may end up getting Jose’s dickings since he wants to visit him in the bathroom too.

Mutual Shitting is one of the most popular ways to get to know one another in prison

After breaking free from Jose, he sees what Vallewida is up to who seems to be reading up on his favorite book “Fifty Shades of Grey”. At first their initial conversation is short and sweet, but then…

Unless he’s hiding his Hustler inside of the book and pretending to read some Dickens when he’s really reading about dickings

Durer shows up, and he wants to watch Guys pee. He’s willing to point a gun in his face and threaten him just to get Guys to shine his boots with his urine.

Durer saw the Walmart episode of South Park

If you think that’s bad enough, Durer also takes Vallewida with him to whip him all over. This freaks out Guys alot because he shifts into ghost mode and doesn’t feel anything as Durer whips him and beats off on him.

Little did Vallewida know that Durer has many loads of laundry he needs cleaned ASAP

After those shitty scenes, Guys begs Lusca once again to get him to try and prove his innocence by contacting his old friends, but Lusca once again tells Guys that it’s a waste of time and he’s not getting paid for it so he shouldn’t even bother.

“Booze doesn’t buy itself, hicc”

We have quite the humorous scene soon after where Guys finds out from Evan that he once knew a lawyer by the name of Lusca who he painted in a much more positive light than what Guys is experiencing at the moment. Hilarity ensues.

Not long after, Guys consults Vallewida who has calmed down on why he keeps going into ghost mode. Vallewida responds by saying that this is the result of an opium addiction, because apparently he likes blazing up in his cell and smokes. Seeing the OVA, I can call bullshit, but lets go with this explanation for now.

That’s how granny lost a leg

Meanwhile, we have a long and fun conversation with Jose about himself where the range of topics are all over the place ranging from his sexual preferences…

“I peed in her butt!”

…to Jose’s rape addiction sending him to prison…

So let this be a lesson; if someone irritates you, rape them. That obnoxious guy who answers his cellphone in the library? That driver with a political bumper sticker that keeps cutting you off? That fat guy in the elevator with terrible body odor? They are all asking for some dick

…even to what sent Guys to prison…

“ARE YOU A WIZARD?”

Things aren’t so funny for Guys afterwards as Guildeas, the creepy fuck that put him in jail to begin with, decides to string him up by chains and shove a metal pole in his butt.

Not exactly “chains of love”, but the gist of it is there

With Guys’ ass now wrecked, he tries not to sit down too much as he is confronted about Evan. He wants to set up a meeting with Lusca. This is a big rigmarole, but Evan decides to make it easy by having a letter from him snuck into an envelope so that Lusca can read a letter from his dear friend Evan.

sfd

First though, we must break up what would’ve been some good story with more scenes where Durer violates Vallewida as this time around, he decides to bang Vallewida while he paints him with grey paint because he heard that Vallewida liked painting and Durer is into irony.

“So i herd u liek paintings”

After that out of place scene, Lusca learns from Guys about Evan being in jail there and is ecstatic to hear this as well as see that his handwriting is in the envelope. He is much more enthusiastic about wanting to help out Guys after this news.

His face in the left portrait looks like he said that in a condescending tone

When Guys gets to his cell, the scene that has lived in infamy is about to happen as Durer questions Guys about the chocolate he keeps getting from Lusca. Through this, he finds a link to lemonade even though lemonade tastes terrible with chocolate. Guys tries to piece it together slowly because reading between the lines is like a bloodsport for the kid. However, it is too late and Durer reveals that he wants to put his wang in Guys mouth and make him drink his pee. And he does.

Dammit Guys, you keep making the mistake of not saying “no”

After hours of puking in the toilet, Guys wants to get the urine taste out of his mouth by having some chocolate that Evan gave him as a gift. This chocolate, however, ends up going to Beastman who happens to be moe and a fan of chocolate. Beastman futher emphasizes that he is a prince named Belbet who was thrown in jail for trying to get with a foreign princess.

“My virginity!”

The first part of this playthrough ends on a lighter note as Guys starts to warm up to Io who grows to admire him for his headstrong personality.

Why the game doesn’t let me be with him is beyond me

So far, this game really surprised me. I was expecting some tacky smut on-par with the OVA it inspired, but while it did have some of the smut in it, the story is actually immersive and you get invested in some of your prison friends like Vallewida, Evan, Io, and even Jose and Lusca. I’m compelled to say that if they cut out all the rape/assault scenes or at least toned them down then it would be a wonderful game that I’d definitely recommend for a different kind of story, but sadly they are still pretty indulgent in making the sex out to be erotic.

I should explain that I will be continuing this LP no matter what for FUS and it won’t fade into obscurity like the Foxy Nudes review which I axed due to not wanting to do screencaps of the sex scenes in it. Needless to say, I wanna see Guys get out of prison so Part 2 will come out sometime later this year.