The Hatsoful… Girlfriend.

 Ever since Sentarou finally developed feelings for a human, only then, did he realize that something about his current relationship wasn’t quite right….

WARNING: THE STORY I’M ABOUT TO TELL IS NOT FOR THOSE EASILY OFFENDED AT THE IDEA OF AN EXPLICIT RELATIONSHIP WITH A GODDAMN BIRD. 

So if you can handle it, read on, please.

Ah, I’ve always wanted to describe the sweet… sweet love between avian and man.

Sentarou earns the honor of being the first anime character ever to simply put, have sex with a bird.

I mean, it was bound to happen one day that he’d realize that having sex with a bird isn’t exactly normal.

Then again, Hatoful Boyfriend exists…

Anyway, Sentarou and Sarah met on one windy day as Sarah was making her escape from the windy city, all the way to Japan. When Sarah and Sentaro’s eyes met, it was love at first sight!

Just so you know, it was Sarah who urged the ‘roid boy to find her a cage so she can become his slave.

Eventually, Sarah spoke of her very  tragic backstory about her very abusive relationship with her hatoful boyfriend. When she was found, she had these bruises around her body and wings. (Yeah, birds can make a fist with their wings.)

Sentaro wasn’t amused and wanted to beat up this evil doer, but Sarah urged him to let it go. Besides, he’s in Chicago for christ’s sake!

But the best way to relieve rage was to have sex. Sarah wanted to be loved TENDERLY.

Birds don’t have sexual organs, and due to their beaks, they can’t even give a simple blowjob (unless you’d rather have an injured cock instead, be my guest). However, like the majority of all living creatures, Birds do have a tongue, small as it may be.

That tongue can stimulate that teeny little hole on the head, getting those spots properly, and with swift movements, can make that kream come out nice and thick, man.

To add on, Birds do have a hole they lay eggs from, and that’s where we’ll hit our bull’s eye. He stuffs his rod into that hole, but only just the head, because SIZE MATTERS.

It’s even risky to move, so he decides to just twist the body left and right with the motion of a washing machine at work. Thankfully, stuff like lube exists. Just spit and it’ll be A-OKAY.

PTHOOEY.

It moves nice n slick now! And it feels good enough to cum inside!

And then… Sarah hatches some eggs, and all these new pigeons are able to talk, and one had a human head, resembling a very bald Sentarou, but he got miscarried when he fell from the nest too soon…

Years later, these talking birds would fly off, reproduce, and give birth to St. Pigeonary Academy.

And that’s where Hatoful Boyfriend came from.

You have just read a very fucked up story, written by yours truely, Jubbz. (´･ω･`)