Kuroko no Basket: Ep. 3&4

May 4, 2012 in Currently Blogging Anime, Kuroko no Basket

So we finally got to have Mdogg join us in co-blogging bishie basketball, and thatll give more intersting insight. So now not only do you get the usual YAOI FANGIRL SQUEES YAOI!!! you can also get basketball talk with Mdogg and Chapperz. (i dont watch/play basketball so im still YAOI ANIMAYNZ SQUEEEE haha)

(also sorry for lack of pics, seeing how this works for people. Let me know if you prefer it this style or pics inbetween)

 

EPISODE 3:
[19:14] cidz: yay! bishie basketball <3
[19:14] mdogg17: Spoooooooky
[19:14] cidz: haha didja ever watch the first 2 eps mdogg?
[19:14] mdogg17: Phantom Member ooooooooOOoooooo
[19:15] mdogg17: Yep
[19:15] chapperz: I doubt there’d be a basketball team made up of only 5 people
[19:15] cidz: yay! <3
[19:15] cidz: how many ppl are usually in a basketball team?
[19:15] mdogg17: 15ish
[19:15] cidz: oh wow O_o i thought maybe like 9
[19:15] mdogg17: But only 5 on the court in any given time
[19:15] cidz: oooh ok…
[19:15] mdogg17: Even then, that’s professional. Might be different for high school or college
[19:16] chapperz: So Kuroko is a ghost?
[19:16] cidz: well they play like pros soo maybe there team is like pros? idk >_>
[19:17] cidz: idk if id facepalm or LOL if he rly was a ghost
[19:17] cidz: oh wow he thinks of blondeh while in bed >_>
[19:17] mdogg17: creeeeeeeepy >_>
[19:17] chapperz: He was thinking about all that in bed?
[19:17] cidz: thinkn about him allll niggghhhtt loonnngg
[19:17] mdogg17: awwww yeah
[19:18] mdogg17: ULTRA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
[19:18] chapperz: This is sounding an awful lot like a rejection of a loveletter
[19:18] cidz: LOL so much hoyay.
[19:18] cidz: I HAD DEEP RABBU FOR U KUROKO Y U TURN MEH DOWN!? T____T
[19:18] chapperz: He’s got his tears on his pillow and a sock on his wang
[19:19] cidz: so is there like another basketball team in tht school? O_o
[19:19] mdogg17: Damn son. This man.
[19:19] chapperz: “If you lose, I get to eat you”
[19:20] cidz: knowing how much taiga eats i wouldnt be suprised
[19:20] mdogg17: A beating~ awww yeah
[19:20] chapperz: If Kise gets thrown out of the game, he won’t be able to get his mid-game ass slaps in there
[19:21] cidz: haha hes especially looking forward to one by kuroko >_>
[19:21] mdogg17: I bet Kuroko is actually a ghost. >_>
[19:22] chapperz: It’d be odd cause everyone else acknowledges his existence, unless its a Menma situation
[19:22] cidz: oh gah that be like some jun maeda stuff ritethar O_o
[19:22] mdogg17: Exactly. Kuroko is Menm’a's brother grown up or something
[19:22] mdogg17: Menma’s*
[19:22] cidz: he couldnt take loosing his sister anymore so he comited sepaku
[19:23] mdogg17: That was hot
[19:23] chapperz: A dunk like that is probably worth double points
[19:23] cidz: omgah they play on a ghetto basketball court?
[19:23] mdogg17: Epc 3-D modeling for the basketb XD
[19:23] mdogg17: basket* rawr. Can’t see what I’m writing >_>
[19:24] cidz: too distracted by the bishies huh?
[19:24] mdogg17: Nah, my chat window is below the bottom of my scree. The chatbox where I’m writing is hidden
[19:24] cidz: ooooh i got the chat window right beside the vid
[19:24] chapperz: Kise’s all like “Silly betches, you don’t look like Kuroko”
[19:25] cidz: XDDD
[19:25] cidz: “hes mah ex luvah isnt he amazing in the sack!? ne ne!?”
[19:25] mdogg17: It was 2 points fool. Chill out <_<
[19:25] chapperz: This dude has so many sticks up his ass he has lines all over his forehead
[19:26] mdogg17: Never said anything about guys :-P
[19:27] chapperz: With all these dudes dunking into holes, I was wondering how long it’d take for there to be innuendo-laced dialogue mid-game
[19:27] cidz: HAHAHA im suprised there isnt any >_>
[19:27] mdogg17: Bwahahaha XD
[19:27] mdogg17: That man just jumped like 14 feet in the air >_>
[19:27] cidz: they need to shout out their attacks/plays like they did in prince of tennis
[19:28] chapperz: That’s some Scottie Pippin shit right there
[19:28] cidz: “and the harder i get >_> ”
[19:29] chapperz: He was obviously talking about his “atheletic” performance
[19:29] mdogg17: Hawt
[19:29] chapperz: I’d imagine the suckerpunches would lower team morale
[19:30] cidz: XD
[19:31] chapperz: “If I pull down my drawers, he will nosebleed to death and we can do a layup over his collapsed self”
[19:31] mdogg17: XDXDXD
[19:31] cidz: i like that idea go with it >_>
[19:31] cidz: wut are they playing so intently for anyways? kurokos love?
[19:31] mdogg17: Yes.
[19:32] cidz: awesome <3
[19:32] chapperz: The coach was in on it. He was watching all their lusting and organized the match for the express purpose of gushing over the triangle
[19:32] cidz: thats one smart coach >_>
[19:33] chapperz: The Nichibros girl :-D
[19:33] cidz: lmao XDDD
[19:34] cidz: “youll never win kuroko from meh! fufufufufuf!”
[19:34] chapperz: I wonder if this kinda stuff happens on the court of Cleveland vs. Miami games
[19:34] mdogg17: Naw. Cleveland doesn’t care about Miami
[19:34] cidz: i wanna know if this much hoyay happens in basketball, period >_>
[19:35] mdogg17: Chicago though? Oh god, yes
[19:35] chapperz: So exposure to America was like being exposed to superhuman strength rays for Taiga
[19:36] cidz: lmao taiga was a 5ft4 90lb boy before he left for america
[19:36] mdogg17: That ended far earlier than expected >_<
[19:37] chapperz: I thought they’d finish the match this ep, but I guess they wanna milk out Kise’s arc
[19:37] mdogg17: Probably. I still wonder how long this show is going to be.
[19:37] cidz: oh yeah! this one did go by fast… hmm so i guess theyll cont this game for kurokos luv next ep >_>
[19:37] mdogg17: Kise reminds me so much of Usui from Maid-sama
[19:38] cidz: omgah he does O_O
[19:38] cidz: oh and this series is set for 25 eps according to MAL
[19:38] mdogg17: Oh? Earlier MAL had an indefinite. That’s good to hear
[19:39] chapperz: With 25 eps, it looks like they’re going balls deep into all of these characters
[19:39] cidz: yeah lol. i thought it be like ur standard 12 eps well yay! 25 eps of bishie basketball goodness <3
[19:39] cidz: HAHA….
[19:39] cidz: im still waiting for my green haired megane >_<
[19:39] mdogg17: …nice
[19:40] cidz: so watcha guys think of this ep?
[19:40] chapperz: It was pretty amusing to see Kise’s theatrics as he furthers the whole triangle fight with Taiga
[19:41] cidz: lol yah him and taiga were so srsbsns
[19:42] mdogg17: I’m glad to see Seiren already has a decent amount of potential and weren’t completed stomped. At the same time, I’m still wondering the true difference between Kise and Kagami. It seems the gap is pretty big, but judging from how it ended, Kagami’s about to really take over.
[19:43] cidz: i hope he does! i wanna see kagami’s true potential!! his bfs luv is at stake!
[19:43] mdogg17: Hahaha, truth.
[19:44] chapperz: I guess they might try and go with Taiga being able to work with Kuroko is what his strength is while Kise is too flustered to be able to keep up with him
[19:44] cidz: oh prolly! hell get distracted seeing how kuroko is waaaaay over him and onto big strapping redheads!
[19:46] mdogg17: watching this show makes me want to watch NBA highlights >_>
[19:46] cidz: haha….are the NBA highlights as gay as this show?
[19:48] mdogg17: Only if you think giving people concussions is a sign of love
[19:48] chapperz: Or if Tim Hardaway looks visibly uncomfortable around certain players
[19:48] mdogg17: bwahahahaha
[19:49] cidz: XDDDD that totz is a sign of love
[19:50] mdogg17: Especially if Kobe is around
[19:51] cidz: hawt <33 33
[19:51] cidz: maybe ill haveta watch basketball >_>

 

EPISODE 4:
[16:43] cidz: ppl who watch this show must have bad memories cuz they always tell us about the gen 5 each ep lol
[16:44] chapperz: How would he be playing on the other team if he had no record whatsoever? Unless he was warming benches and only went in when someone sprained their ankle, there’d be no way that he’d be on the court without being noticed
[16:45] mdogg17: heh, very good point
[16:45] cidz: lol that is true
[16:45] mdogg17: He can play all the phantom basketball that he wants, but there isn’t anything to hide behind on the court
[16:45] cidz: maybeh hes a ghosty ferrlz!!!
[16:45] mdogg17: Also, Usui here has a Sharingan
[16:46] chapperz: Or he was their friend and they made him an honorary member
[16:46] cidz: quick put kuroko in something skimpy and distract him with it! make him wear a dress!
[16:47] chapperz: Or a cute cat suit that would keep him at bay with all the kawaii
[16:47] mdogg17: That was longer than a 12-minute quarter…>_>
[16:47] cidz: haha cat suit would also do!
[16:47] cidz: and it was mdogg >_<
[16:47] mdogg17: Daaaaamn
[16:48] mdogg17: That type of strike can do some serious internal damage >_>
[16:48] chapperz: Or knock the wind out of you
[16:48] cidz: taiga and kuroko collapse from internal bleeding that day
[16:48] chapperz: Blondie wins and drags Kuroko’s incapacitated self into a storage room for some alone time
[16:49] mdogg17: DAT NET MODELING
[16:49] mdogg17: Kobe~
[16:50] chapperz: All the way at the 3 point, right
[16:50] cidz: taiga jus wants to show off how much kuroko is his bf and not usui’s :P
[16:50] chapperz: Mister steal your guy
[16:51] cidz: usui uve been NTRd get over it already >_<
[16:51] mdogg17: What is this? Death  Note?
[16:51] cidz: haha blondeh is rly light and taiga dies of mysterious deaths the next day
[16:51] chapperz: This fast piano music gives off a “looks like I’ve won” atmosphere
[16:53] chapperz: Kurokocchi took him from behind
[16:53] mdogg17: oh ya~
[16:53] cidz: hawt >_>
[16:53] chapperz: That’s like the derpiest mistake a person could make in basketball
[16:53] mdogg17: Yeah really.
[16:53] mdogg17: FLAGRANT 2 BITCH
[16:53] cidz: ohznoooooz usui knocked out kuroko
[16:54] chapperz: Artest! Artest!
[16:54] mdogg17: Bwahahahahaha
[16:54] chapperz: How does a backhand cause that much bleeding?
[16:54] mdogg17: Yeah really.
[16:54] cidz: well if that didnt knock him out the jab to the ribs from earlier would of
[16:54] mdogg17: I love how he’s laying on his back which is probably the worsdt thing he can do
[16:54] mdogg17: worst*
[16:55] mdogg17: Get on your knees~ oh yeaeeeeeeah~
[16:56] cidz: haha hawt >_>
[16:56] chapperz: And give your sempai “some respect”
[16:56] cidz: i like where this is going ~
[16:57] mdogg17: They probably got destroyed
[16:57] cidz: omgah green haired!?
[16:57] cidz: megane!? is that the megane!?
[16:57] cidz: thats gotta be i think that shizous voice.
[16:57] chapperz: I think it’s a combination of the two
[16:57] chapperz: And Sebastians voice
[16:58] mdogg17: That’s a retardedly high score for a high schoool game in the 2nd quarter
[16:58] cidz: yesssshh <33 3333 ive been waiting for him. hes a megane voiced by shizou/sebastian/lotsaotherhotguys. i can tell hell be husbando material already!
[16:58] cidz: lmao mdogg XD
[16:58] chapperz: Seems like professional basketball league point total
[16:58] chapperz: Not even
[16:59] chapperz: That’s like the 4th quarter score of a pro game
[17:00] cidz: well with the way thier playing >_>
[17:00] cidz: they make rainbows shoot outta the basketball O_O
[17:00] chapperz: And these turbo passes that shoot out light beams
[17:00] mdogg17: Oh, they skipped lke half the game <_<
[17:01] cidz: oooh haha….well the 1st half is prolly boring anyways until the pressure of it ending hits then ppl get all srsbsns
[17:01] chapperz: Now it’s really like a NBA finals score hitting the 90′s
[17:01] mdogg17: SUPAH SAIYAN!
[17:01] cidz: ohsnapz usui
[17:01] cidz: i love the heavy metal song thier playing
[17:02] mdogg17: I’ma lol if Kise tears his ACL >_>
[17:02] chapperz: The power of anabolic steroids
[17:03] cidz: 98?
[17:04] cidz: just how high is that net O_O they look like they jump like 15 ft in the air sometimes lo
[17:04] mdogg17: NAH, ALLEY OOP BRAH
[17:04] mdogg17: oops, caps lock >_>
[17:04] cidz: oh so thats wut an alley oop is!
[17:04] mdogg17: He’s wearing Jordan’s brosef
[17:04] cidz: dafaq do they have flubber on thier shoes!? O_O
[17:05] chapperz: ONLY CAPSLOCK CAN BE THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
[17:05] mdogg17: fucking pwned
[17:05] *** mdogg17 has left the conversation.
[17:05] cidz: usui got raped >_>
[17:05] chapperz: Foot Locker has blessed these guys well
[17:05] *** mdogg17 has joined the conversation.
[17:06] cidz: yay wb mdogg! ~
[17:06] mdogg17: gwar. I hit escape to get out of full screen and ended up closing the chat
[17:06] cidz: awww >_<
[17:06] chapperz: All of Usui’s dreams, crushed before his eyes
[17:06] cidz: i rly like the OP/ED thier kinda fun and fit this series energy
[17:06] mdogg17: He’s only going to be getting pity sex tonight
[17:06] cidz: hahahaa
[17:07] chapperz: From some guy with a paper bag over his head with Kuroko’s face drawn on it
[17:07] cidz: =O mah future husbando will show up T____T <33 333
[17:07] mdogg17: I know you must’ve loved that pic at the end cidz >_>
[17:07] cidz: not even itll be his pillow with kurokos pic pasted on it
[17:07] cidz: YESH <33 33
[17:08] cidz: so watcha guys think of this ep?
[17:08] mdogg17: My thoughts can be summed up by the Almighty Jay-Z and Kanye West
[17:09] mdogg17: “Ball so hard muthafucka wanna fine me, but first muthafucka gotta find me. That shit cray”
[17:09] mdogg17: muthafuckas* rawr >_>
[17:09] chapperz: The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy
[17:09] chapperz:
It was pretty amusing with it’s more goofy and dramatic game, making an ordinary highschool basketball game out to be like a professional NBA game between
[17:09] cidz: haha that was a pretty intense basketball game >_>
[17:10] cidz: LOL. this show srsly reminds me of the prince of tennis of baksetball animes. cuz its so over the top
[17:10] mdogg17: Yeah, it really is, but it’s fun to watch.
[17:10] cidz: yeh <3 plus the hawtguiz and yaoi overtones is a plus ~
[17:11] mdogg17: I was rather surprised they actually pulled out the win on that one. I thought for sure they would lose then probably rematch them later and win, but nope, they pulled a W on the first game.
[17:11] mdogg17: I can also summarize it this way; a million times better than Basquash already
[17:11] cidz: haha is that another basketball anime?
[17:12] mdogg17: It’s a basketball mecha anime. Like basketball meets Gurren Lagann
[17:12] cidz: O_O that sounds so ridicz lol
[17:12] mdogg17: Except that show became godawful in the last 6 episodes.
[17:12] mdogg17: It started off amazing too. Super over the top, super ridiculous in plot, but so much fun to watch. Then it just became straight down syndrome.
[17:13] chapperz: I figured they’d have them win so that it could kick Usui in the gut for thinking that he could seperate Taiga and Kuroko
[17:13] cidz: awwww tat sucks! it sounds super fun and ridicz lol.
[17:13] cidz: oh yeah! i kinda thought they would too lol. since taiga and kuroko are the main chars and stuff…now we get to see usui dealing with being forever alone >_>
[17:14] mdogg17: Kise say Ye can we get married at the mall, Kochi said look you need to crawl ‘fore you ball
[17:15] mdogg17: Not going to continue the rest of that before it truly becomes yaoi >_>
[17:15] cidz: lmao XDDD i think it was when u said married at the mall…
[17:15] mdogg17: Oh no, it gets far worse, hahaha
[17:16] cidz: id like to think it get far better <_<
[17:16] chapperz: “Come & meet me in the bathroom stall, and show me why you deserve to have it all”
[17:16] cidz: aahhahahaha XD
[17:17] mdogg17: What’s Taiga my nigga?
[17:17] mdogg17: What’s Kochi my killa?
[17:17] mdogg17: What’s *derrrrrrrp* my deala?
[17:18] mdogg17: What’s that jersey, Seir-ila? Manager says I’m the illest, cuz I’m suffering from blood loss, got my sempais in Paris, and they goin’ gorillas, huh!
[17:18] cidz: someone needs to do an amv with bishie basketball and that song ~
[17:19] mdogg17: Yes, they really need to make it the OP very very badly XD
[17:19] cidz: they do! they should switch it up to that for the 2nd half
[17:20] mdogg17: *waits for Chaps epic response*
[17:20] chapperz: What he order? McFillet
[17:20] mdogg17: ….>_>
[17:20] mdogg17: epic
[17:22] chapperz: Coach Riko aint do it right if you ask me, If I were her I woulda gotten Shaq and Kobe
[17:23] mdogg17: I’m trying to think of a superstar who’s name rhymes with “me” and I’m failing right now
[17:23] cidz: (brb for a bit)
[17:23] mdogg17: If I were her I woulda gotten Kobe and Nowitzki….yeah, that works a bit better I guess…
[17:24] mdogg17: So Chaps, you gonna cover Niggas in Paris to suit Kuroko? XD
[17:25] chapperz: Ball so hard muthafuckas can’t find me
[17:26] chapperz: but yeah