Kuruko No Basket: Ep. 5-7
So, I’m terribly sorry for being late with this. I was sick last week, and so Mdogg, Chapperz, and I doubled up this weekend and caught up to Bishie Basketball. We get introed (briefly) to the green haired megane, which i’ve been anticipating for awhile <3 Also it seems they’ve breezed right through this tournament and already at the semi-finals!
cidz: i still rly like the OP its so energetic ~
mdogg17: I feel the OP needs a tad more…motion
chapperz: The drummer’s just going all out, just like Sentarou…
cidz: ah thats true lol but the songs rly energetic.
mdogg17: dat dubstep
cidz: haha XD
mdogg17: dat metal
cidz: such a diverse OST
chapperz: Weeeeeeeee are the champions, mah friiiiiiiiiend
mdogg17: Nothing really matters….anyone can see….
chapperz: Kent from Kimi ni Todoke failed badly
chapperz: Someone’s a little salty about losing
what the fuck was that
What subbers are you guys using?
cidz: SQUEEE GREEN HAIRED GUY
mdogg17: …..oh my god. Neither of you got those subs
cidz: idk wut im using im watchn it on animeultima
mdogg17: Holy shit. I need to screencap that later
cidz: wut he say?
chapperz: What are the subs
mdogg17: I won’t say, let’s just say it was hilarious
And very yaoi-tastic
cidz: alright show meh later
How can that guy say that he has a toy frog help him win games with a straight face
cidz: omg greenhaired is so srsbsns
mdogg17: I have no idea
cidz: i expect him to say other lolz things with straight face
chapperz: Or have a srs business conversation with a choco parfait in hand
cidz: sorry usui ur not gonna win kurokos luv back
mdogg17: No Derrick Rose for Seiren
mdogg17: Also, I’m calling Cat-faced dude “Train Heartnet” for the remainder of this show
cidz: lmao i jus think of him as the catfaced girl from nichijou bros
chapperz: He kinda reminds me of that one girl from Nichibros
mdogg17: IT’S A TRAP
$20 says it’s mad cow disease
lucky for her taiga isnt there he would of eaten like 50 steaks
mdogg17: bwahahaha. what a terrible pun
chapperz: I get it. Suteki means nice and steak
Thats hirigana and katakana
cidz: oh there he is! i knew hed eat like 50 steaks XD
mdogg17: Likea real American
chapperz: His time in America has taught him well. I bet he trained in texas
Usui thinks his tears will win Kuroko back :-D
mdogg17: Someone noticed Kuroko was gone. What is this PLOT TWIST?!
chapperz: Could it be that he’s….a PHANTOOM!?
cidz: WHAAA!? NOWAI!!!!!
mdogg17: That left hand…oh yeah
That left hand performs miracles if you know what I mean ;-)
cidz: lmao XD
chapperz: That’s a good reacharound hand
cidz: wait so ppl dun play basketball with thier bros in japan? its all srsbsns or something?
chapperz: They have to play NBA Street inside
mdogg17: How can anyone hate the sound of a swish >_>
cidz: chapperz u need to write some impromptu fanfic about this show >_>
chapperz: I have a feel that it’d be important to do that once there’s more guys to try and break Kuroko and Taiga apart
cidz: lmao true. maybe the green haired guy will try to come between em
chapperz: I hear the tan dude is a fan favorite
cidz: which one is he?
chapperz: He’s got short black hair and looks pissed. He’s one of the Generations
what is this!? a tuf war with basktball or something!?
chapperz: It’s like The Warriors and the blue shirt dude is Luther
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!? **tilts head at adversary**. YA WANNA FIGHT!?
mdogg17: HA? HA?! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
cidz: awww i dun want still shots i wanted to see that animated >_<
chapperz: Look at these guns!
mdogg17: LOOK AT THESE GUNS
cidz: oh kuroko ur so adorable
chapperz: He’s got balls of steel!
cidz: hes so tsuntsun <3
chapperz: He showed a little dere with that light comment
chapperz: Brett Hart!
cidz: thats an….intersting pose
chapperz: Walls of Jericho!
This is the fast singer ED
chapperz: I can’t wait til they introduce that dog that looks like Kuroko
cidz: thers a dog that looks like kuroko!?
chapperz: The one with the white eyebrows in the ed
mdogg17: okay, so I’m going back to that scene from before
cidz: i need to pay attention!
okeh show meh when u cap it. also cute splash page. ~
chapperz: What scene/time was it
Like, tell me your subs from 5:05 onward
chapperz: Oh, I see. “I don’t want to confess my love butt naked”
mdogg17: Yeah, that
chapperz: got it :-D
mdogg17: That was just, lolwtf
cidz: oh that! i did see something about him confessing lol but i caught just the confess part
mdogg17: So, thoughts?
cidz: lol i see it now i luv the coaches ^_^ face when he says it XDDD
and i liked this ep. altho not as actiony as the last few
chapperz: Yeah http://www.hoards.chocolatesyrupywaffles.com/src/1336528349123.png
chapperz: It was alright. Funny to see Kise crying and trying his upmost to get in Kuroko’s shorts
Were your subs just like that or was there a rewording?
mdogg17: Yeah, mine were exactly like that.
cidz: and we got to see green haired guy! hes cute but so srsbsns!
mine were too
mdogg17: Seriously, that dude needs to chill the hell out
cidz: the green haired one? haha yeah! but hes kinda cute how he talked about the toy frog with such a srs face. that should jus be a running gag for him everything he says is with a srsface
chapperz: The greenhaired dude was interesting. One one hand he looks like he’s a no-nonsense guy but then he’s talking about how his toy frog inspires his victories
cidz: that was hard to take him so srs when he was saying that XD
i also thought it was cute how kuroko said “look at these guns” with such a expression XD
mdogg17: Yeah, that was quite awesome
cidz: yeah and it seems usui might give up kuroko for good now he cant compete with taiga and his americaness now!
anything else u guys wanted to talk about?
mdogg17: hmm…nothing that I can think of
cidz: yah samez lol.
and u and chapperz totz need to do that duet :P
mdogg17: We really do
cidz: yesh dooo eetttt
chapperz: What song?
mdogg17: Niggas in Paris
chapperz: But then I would be saying “niggas”
mdogg17: So? You like basketball. That makes you like, 50% black automatically
Just beat your wife and you’ll be an honorary nigga
cidz: OMGAH I WANNA HEAR CHAPPERZ SAY THAT
he would be so moe….chapperz ur moe u can get away with saying anything
chapperz: I am half Arab too
cidz: doetdoetdoetdoetdoet. and on an unrelated note music vid for the ED: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8lBBV9ISDw&feature=related</a>
oh! this guy did another anime OP or ED which was pretty silly….i forgot which anime or song but i recognize him and his sillyness.
cidz: this music video is so homoerotic. hmm i havent seen needless i think hes dont quite a few songs idk…
chapperz: The one dude is like “D00D I WANT JOO!” and the other dudes like “I DUNNO D00D”
One guy has Arabic on his hat :-D
cidz: =O do u know wut it says?
chapperz: From what I can see I think it says sabahat.
Just looked it up and apparently it means beauty/prettyness
It’s also a good baby name for boys in Islamic families
I guess here, it’s supposed to refer to how pretty the guy is and how he wants to nail the other dude in his band
[17:21] cidz: i wonder how long itll take to meet all 5 of em? we met the blondeh and green haired shizzy guy
[17:22] mdogg17: Probably not too long, though they’ll probably wait before the show the best of the group until later, or something like that
[17:22] chapperz: We gotta meet the tan dude
[17:22] cidz: ahh…theyll prolly spread it out some since this series is like 24 eps or something.
[17:23] mdogg17: ….lol
[17:23] chapperz: Expulsion!
[17:23] cidz: O_o
[17:23] cidz: omg he dreams of usui XDDDD
[17:23] mdogg17: moist, wet dreams~
[17:23] cidz: >_> hawt
[17:23] chapperz: Of him dominating him
[17:24] mdogg17: Stamina training awwww yeeeah
[17:24] cidz: im sure taigan can get plenty of stamina training with kuroko and usiui >_>
[17:24] chapperz: They’re gonna buy bread at the Ben-To market for that extra endurance training
[17:24] mdogg17: what the fuck
[17:24] cidz: hahha they should chapperz!
[17:24] mdogg17: $30 for some bread? Hell naw
[17:25] cidz: O_O wtf kinda school do they go to!? ouran academy?
[17:25] chapperz: Is this a cafeteria or a Nobu restaurant
[17:25] cidz: megane is scary <3
[17:26] mdogg17: ……how punny
[17:26] chapperz: How many broke ass highschool kids are going to buy $30 lunch
[17:26] cidz: hahahaa
[17:26] mdogg17: THIS IS NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF HIGH SCHOOL SOCIETY
[17:26] cidz: O____O wtf!
[17:26] cidz: INORITE!?
[17:27] mdogg17: TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
[17:27] cidz: O_O is that mr. clean guy a HS student!?
[17:27] mdogg17: XDXDXD ENGRISH!
[17:27] chapperz: He learned the American art of cutting in line
[17:27] cidz: omgah his engrish <3
[17:27] mdogg17: XDXDXDXD
[17:28] cidz: just let kuroko get it hes a ninja
[17:28] chapperz: Kuroko should’ve bought dozens of those
[17:28] cidz: srsly!
[17:29] mdogg17: Aww yeah, taking turns on Kuroko~
[17:29] cidz: oh brb my moms calling me u guys keep watching
[17:29] chapperz: It’s 2000 yens worth of sandwiches, they better eat them
[17:30] chapperz: So they’re all about to go H.A.M.
[17:30] mdogg17: Yup
[17:30] cidz: back did they get the sandwhiches?
[17:30] mdogg17: yup
[17:30] cidz: yay!
[17:31] chapperz: They got the sangwiches. Taiga got an extra long one ;-)
[17:31] mdogg17: Kagami got the super long one. Super long and hard
[17:31] cidz: hawt >_> shame i missed it.
[17:33] cidz: hey guys after this ep would u mind if we took a bit of a break? i rly need martin to help me on my math.
[17:33] chapperz: Kuroko likes kittehs
[17:33] cidz: KIIITTTEEEEEHHH
[17:33] chapperz: ya
[17:33] mdogg17: Senegal? Man, he’s from Kenya
[17:33] chapperz: Oh they’re all screwed
[17:33] cidz: how tall is he? 2 meters? isnt that 6ft? owait this is japan >_>
[17:34] cidz: owait meters not yards nvm idk how tall he is
[17:34] mdogg17: EVERYTHING about him is big.
[17:35] chapperz: I bet the reporters found that out well after the games
[17:35] chapperz: Using the OP as insert music? That’s just being lazy, guys
[17:35] cidz: lmao i know they shud have a new insert song!
[17:36] chapperz: I’m being spoiled by Kimi to Boku and their large catalog of insert songs
[17:36] chapperz: It’s time for the Regionals!
[17:37] chapperz: He burned them bad back there
[17:37] cidz: LOL
[17:37] mdogg17: XDXDXDXD
[17:37] chapperz: He’s going to take him home
[17:39] mdogg17: wat
[17:39] mdogg17: DUBSTEP IS BACK!!
[17:39] cidz: XDDD
[17:39] chapperz: The influence of Skrillex has reached the east
[17:40] chapperz: Tom Dubois’ got game
[17:40] cidz: and now its the heavy metal ~
[17:41] chapperz: Heaven forbid it becomes heavy metal dubstep, evolving a new form of numetal
[17:41] cidz: OMGAH lets have that <3
[17:43] mdogg17: AWWW YEAH
[17:43] chapperz: Actually, I think the whammee pedal has helped do something similar. Like Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ on a Prayer” kinda sounds like the birth of “rockstep”
[17:43] cidz: hmm…well i did once hear the dubstep version of seven nation army. i guess thats kinda something like that lol.
[17:43] mdogg17: Yeah but even then it doesn’t have that wub wub wub wub wub sound
[17:44] chapperz: The begining has kind of a “whoahwhoahwubwubwhoaahwhoaaah”
[18:18] cidz: lmao he looks way too old to be an exchange student
[18:18] mdogg17: He looks like he’s 40, or perhaps from a starved country >_>
[18:19] cidz: haha he doesnt call em kids to mock em he calls em kids cuz thier old enough to be his >_>
[18:19] chapperz: He’s probably an NBA player who went to Japan to film a goofy commercial
[18:19] cidz: cuz hes*
[18:19] mdogg17: Daaaaamn
[18:19] cidz: HAHA prolly!
[18:19] mdogg17: Defense fail
[18:20] chapperz: He keeps trying to reach for the guy’s shots
[18:21] chapperz: NAISU REBAAAWWWN
[18:21] mdogg17: XDXD
[18:22] cidz: wtf so they can grow while playing basketball O_O
[18:23] mdogg17: illegal substitution f’real >_>
[18:23] chapperz: Puberty strikes fast for these kids
[18:23] cidz: oh thats true i mean taiga is like wut his 1st yr of HS so hes like 14 or 15 >_>
[18:24] mdogg17: what the….
[18:24] mdogg17: Did Kagami just grow like 5 inches?
[18:24] cidz: baka? tsundere black man!?
[18:24] mdogg17: XDXDXD
[18:24] chapperz: Wonder what anime is popular in Senagal
[18:25] chapperz: I don’t think it’s tsundere stuff. I think it’s more along the lines of Lupin the 3rd and whatnot
[18:25] cidz: oh haha XD
[18:25] chapperz: Kuroko’s got jockage
[18:26] mdogg17: this should be hilarious
[18:26] cidz: lmao thisll be grand <3
[18:26] chapperz: Automatic forfeit
[18:27] chapperz: This tournament is going by very fast. No delays or screw ups here
[18:27] cidz: yeah! the one they played against usui took like 2 eps i think
[18:28] cidz: squeee guy with green hair is here <3
[18:29] chapperz: This Shutoku beat is catchy
[18:29] cidz: haha it is
[18:29] mdogg17: oh my god, that horoscope thing
[18:29] cidz: omg is that a little bear he has with him this time?
[18:29] chapperz: I get it. His name is Midorima because Midori means green which is his hair
[18:29] cidz: did he jus give him his number?
[18:29] cidz: oooooh so thats his name!
[18:29] chapperz: He wants him to call him, maybe
[18:29] mdogg17: hahahaha
[18:29] cidz: for a little after school one on one >_>
[18:30] chapperz: He just met him, and this is crazy
[18:30] cidz: XDDD
[18:30] mdogg17: tsuntsun
[18:31] chapperz: By the end of the game, megane is going to like him. Everybody is so tsun in this series
[18:31] cidz: cute hes tsundere for kuroko <3 everyone wants kuroko!
[18:31] mdogg17: Shutoku beat is back!
[18:31] chapperz: REEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIX
[18:31] cidz: shudoko stompstompstomp
[18:32] chapperz: This partys like titanic, because it’s goin’ doooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
[18:32] cidz: its hard to take the man srs with he carries a good luck teddy bear with him
[18:32] chapperz: For the sake of trolling, he should dunk one of his bears into the basket
[18:32] cidz: YESH
[18:34] cidz: ud think that ber would be dressed in a basktball jersey or something
[18:35] chapperz: He’s gotta be karate bear to strike fear into the eyes of the competition
[18:35] cidz: oh ur right! and when midorima is feeling down the bear can sing UR THE BEST AROUUNNND NO ONES GONNA EVER TAKE YOU DOOOWWN
[18:35] chapperz: :-D
[18:36] chapperz: mofokin’ Shuuuuuuuuuutoku BAMBAMBAM!
[18:37] mdogg17: Kagami Germs is just a euphemism >_>
[18:38] chapperz: That’s hardly practical. Not only does it make it harder to make the last match special, but it wears out most of the players by the final round
[18:38] mdogg17: Indeed
[18:38] chapperz: He got them Kagami Hickies
[18:38] cidz: how will they do this!
[18:39] chapperz: All these EDs are different
[18:39] cidz: hmm yeah they do seem a bit diff huh?
[18:40] cidz: i wonder if theyll go by these 2 games quickly or wut?
[18:43] cidz: anywhoo watcha guys think of these 2 eps?
[18:43] mdogg17: Sorry about that, had to run to take the chicken out of the oven
[18:43] chapperz: They were entertaining as usual. The pacing seems kinda odd cause they breezed through about 3/5ths of the tournament already
[18:44] mdogg17: Well most high schools aren’t going to have decent basketball teams, so that was expected.
[18:45] mdogg17: But, correct me if I’m wrong, it sounded like there would be another tournament afterward once they had to the best teams from each region.
[18:46] chapperz: There are regionals to qualify for the nationals
[18:46] cidz: would there? i mean they went through this one so fast i wondered if theyrell be more tourneys? prolly? the series 25 eps they gotta fille it up somehow haha
[18:48] cidz: i wonder if theyll win? i mean on one hand thier main chars and therefore have plot armor but on the other hand they might make em loose and go threw a training arc
[18:49] mdogg17: Well I’m thinking that’s why they’re benching Kuroko so much, but even then, getting past Seiho should be tough enough to the point that they would need him.
[18:51] cidz: yeah! dont they got the other top 2 schools to beat. btw did they win against wutsthiernames the one green haired played on?
[18:51] chapperz: I’d imagine they’d play Taiga ragged in the first game, he gets an injury so they gotta get Kuroko out in the second game. Right as Kuroko is about to eat chunks, Taiga recovers and they both use their teamwork to win the regionals and have victory sex
[18:52] cidz: haha! well then i certainly hope they win so they can has thier victory seckz <3
[18:53] mdogg17: Yes, victory sex is quite important
[18:54] cidz: its how taiga keeps kuroko so loyal >_>
[18:55] mdogg17: So that’s why Kuroko wanted to win so badly earlier…
[18:55] chapperz: He’s gotta find some way to keep him cuming back for more
[18:55] cidz: XDDDD