So, I’ve made a conscious decision to do Weeaboo-ize me again. I mean, at this point, I should be a full blown weaboo by now. But you know, the fun of it was my reactions and finding new shit for you guys to poke fun at me for.

So I’m gonna let you guys go for it again. Let’s get back to Wanko to Kurasou, the game I was playing recently.

In fact, I’m going back to the old format since people gave me so much shit for doing videos of my playthrough.

Aaaanywho… I’ll go back to where I last left off from the video… actually, I’ll go back to half of the video. That way you peeps will be up to speed.

Now which dog girl should I fuck first?

ALL TIME STAMPS ARE CENTRAL STANDARD TIME.

4:52 PM CST

I remember this game. I never could forget this game.

I was gonna play around 2 PM today, but a lot of things held me up, such as starting the game, and going downstairs to eat today’s Sunday Dinner.

I mean, I’m a black guy. Black guys always have those Sunday dinners from their mommas. At least mine won’t get my left leg amputated, so they’re dandy.

Anyway, I finally got the game going, so without further ado, imma fuck Silvie.

To any lolicon, this would be paradise.

To me… this would be unsettling.

Two loli tongues twirling around my dick all cutely and stuff.

……

I’m… I need help.

Surprisingly, my dick hasn’t gotten hard here yet. It’s been a year since I played this game, so I’d imagine my dick developed a loli immunity.

If that’s the case, I’m glad. I don’t wanna be a lolicon.That ain’t my thing. It’s not worth getting arrested for.

Anyway, playing through this scene brings back some… memories.

It’s weird. Wouldn’t this be sexual harrassment? Assault? Statutory rape?!

But like, they look like little girls, yet they’re dogs, so uh… maybe it’s not illegal? there’s no law against Beastiality!"

but thankfully, I still ain’t gotten hard.

5:06 PM

Silvie gets to ride my dick like a champion bull rider.

She knows how to ride a japanese stick, but I bet my dick would never fit in her. I’d be surprised if it could though. Gotta wonder if fresh loli pussy would be too tight for me?

…

Don’t ask me to find out. That’s not worth going to jail for.

and the second Mikan decides to ride, my dick starts getting hard. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

5:14 PM

And suddenly… my dick gets harder.

I’m a hopeless negro. i let two little puppie girls asses get me hard. Maybe it’s because they’re dressed as maids, maybe it’s because they have tails…

who knows. But I don’t fap to this shit, so I won’t do it! NEVERRRRRRRRRR!

 

5:16 PM

So uhh… yeah, Risa got horny too, but we didn’t get any sex scene with her. =\ blrarrrrrrrrgh. Guess fucking humans is not as important as fucking loli dog girls! WHOO HOO.

So I continue to click through the game, reading along.

Well, this is a nice little gem.

I forgot that one of the lolis that Yuuichi (MC) teaches for their little school.

Yeah… I used to make a lot of jokes comparing Martinman to the MC of this game, who also teaches while going to university.

But that blondie Seika has a point. Their ages are too far apart… that and we forgot how Yuuichi’s damn near asexual.

5:25 PM

WOW A CHOICE!

I need to pick… which one…

mmmm……….

I think I can go on gamefaqs for a bit. Call me shameless.

—-

So I decide to go with "It’s Nice".

I shoulda picked it anyway just cuz it’s obvious, but sometimes the obvious choices bite you in the ass.

5:30 PM

Teru Bouzu does NOT work! Ever

Whoever thought of the Teru bozu BS is a superstitious freak. If Teru bouzus worked, then hurricanes wouldn’t exist. =\

But like, I wonder if you guys hand up Teru teru bozu. If you people are weaboo enough to do it.

So… I click through some more. watch the group put up some silly teru bozu or whatever, especially considering that the weather forecast said that there’s only a 3% chance of rain.

…

WAT.

Come on, I’ve never heard of a 3% chance of rain before! WHO DOES THAT. HOW DOES THAT WORK? Is there some little rain cloud hovering above some poor schmuck’s house or something?? If that’s how Japan is, I don’t wanna go visit.

5:37 PM

But now we arrive at the picnic scene. It’s safe to play since the pets’ heat is over with now.

Guess we won’t be getting any more H-scenes.

…

I shouldn’t be sad about that.

5:45

So after I play through, recalling the main situation of Risa’s route, which is her parents, dead sister and Mikan.

I also note that Yuuichi (MC) is engaged to Risa, and that he himself is changing for the better.

Seeing Mikan say this though is just sad in it’s own right.

5:49 PM

aaaaaaaand soon after some more clicking, Mikan’s back in the maid outfit. WHAT THE HELL. There better not be a sex scene with her. HEAT IS OVER.

THERE IS!

I mean, heat’s over. She sniffed MC, figured he’s in "heat" and decided to suck his dick.

There better not be any penetration after this!

Aaaaaaaaaaand… we get penetration.

THEY LIED ABOUT THEIR HEAT BEING OVER.

DOG GIRLS ARE IN HEAT 24/7/365

Hey look at that! She got FULL.

Remember, the fun part of doing dog girls is that they never get preggers to your sperm.

6:03 PM

So after that sex scene, Mikan’s birthday is coming up!

Everyone wants to throw Mikan a party, but the next day, she goes missing trying to find lightbulbs.

Makes me want to tell a joke.

How many dog girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! Because one dog girl can screw in the light bulb, while the dog girl who bought the bulb in the first place is getting screwed by ME.

Lame joke.

6:09

And… it turns out Mikan got kidnapped.

As I type this, cidz IM’s me, and talking about the CSW background for this month.

Turns out it’s an Utena theme. Dear oh dear.

and now she’s bugging me with photoshop problems. I thought the BG was done , but she can’t even save it.

Personally, I’d like to say I’m busy trying to find my dog.

But that’d make no sense.

6:24

I need to start going offline when I do Weaboo-ize me.

Anyway… turns out the police might not be able to be much help.

NO ANIMAL RIGHTS!? FUCK YOU, GAME.

6:31

Now everyone’s depressed that Mikan got kidnapped, especially Risa and Silvie, who both bawled all night. Apparently cats are the best way to lift spirits.

The bunch of aloof fickle felines that do whatever they want.

Oh, she dead. Totally.

Way past her birthday too. Yep.

uooooh!

6:39 PM

and… wow.

Makes me wonder if you guys ever lost a pet and it went on for over 2 months… because this is kinda sad.

T___________T

okay. I’m sad now.

I feel pain in my heart.

6:47

A miracle!

MIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it only took until November for them to find her. WHOO =\

6:52 PM

Good god, it’s almost seven, and I made the ending! I skipped the credits though. Who cares about the credits? but  the screencap above is from the after credits. the epilogue.

Risa’s in college, now married to Yuuichi (MC). HAPPY END.

Also, Mikan’s no longer a loli.

And honestly, she looks like a dude with that haircut. I’d have made the mistake too if it weren’t for the clothes… and if it weren’t for the fact that she’s got fucked several times.

Oh yeah.

And that’s the end of Mikan’s Risa’s route in this game.

I should probably try Nadeshko’s (That woman with the brown hair… the one who looks like a middle school girl, but she’s 30 years old. ) route next.

What do you guys think?