Ah… Today’s another Monday!

Lately though, I’ve picked up playing Devil Survivor 2, but the game makes me ragequit more often than I should. Hard game is hard.

But I WILL NOT GIVE UP.

Anyway, onto the REAL issue at hand… which is basically me, going for Nadeshiko now instead of Risa.

Remember folks, Nadeshiko’s 30 years old. So it’s A-OK!

I think.

Yeah… If I engage in sexual intercourse with her, It’d be like fucking a decoy from "To Catch A Predator"! SO IM SAFE.

LET ME BE SAFE.

ALL TIMESTAMPS IN THIS POST ARE CST.

 

6:00 PM CST

And so, I’m forced to start over.

At least I have the option to begin the game after the opening, so this saves some time. That, and I got a skip button. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE.

And now, I’ll begin clicking through some shit until it’s time to skip. But according to game faqs, I should focus on choices that send me on the path of Nadeshiko and Kotarou, her pet. (The one Chaps likes.)

Only if they look like prepubescent schoolgirls!

 

WOW. That was TOO MUCH SKIPPING JESUS CHRIST.

But hey, at least I’m prolly gonna see some new shit now.

And I honestly feel like I need to step on my own foot here. I feel dirty.

DIRTY DAMMIT. Jubbz is supposed to be a pure cherry boy.

…

AAAAAANYWAY…

6:10 PM

That FEEL when you realize that the dog you sent out to do shopping considers getting you HORSE MACKEREL.

And THAT’S where I draw the line.

Okay, aside from this fuckery… Let’s keep going.

Because I REFUUUUUUUUUUUSE to eat Horse Mackerel. I ain’t eating that shit.

That’s like feeding me shit with a smile on your face. Do you not know how insulting that is!?

It’s like you cooked the shit, so you’re dumb too! And watch, bitch’ll cry cuz I said she fed me some shit.

What a piece of shit.

6:14 PM

Wow. THIS CHOICE HERE.

I GET TO SQUEEZE TITS.

But according to gamefaqs, I’m not supposed to.

…

Oh, fuck it, let’s do this.

……..

Aaaaaaand then I remember that I’m in Risa’s shoes.

OOOOOOkay.

I Just gave you people a moment of les-yay skinship. WHOOP DEE DO.

Anyway, It’s back to fast forwarding to the FUTURE. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

6:20 PM

Ah… I remember this scene.

But in order to head for Nadeshiko’s route…. I gotta hit her.

Oh lord, take this pimp hand and MAKE IT STRONG, lord, so I can show her a ho’s place!

SUCH TREMENDOUS FORCE! HELL YEAH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

now I feel like Mordecai and Rigby.

6:28 PM

It took a little bit to see new content, but now I’m at a scene where Nadeshiko and Kotarou talk about… well, Kotarou’s heat.

Now, Nadeshiko’s trying to ship Kotarou and Kaie (shouta dog) together, aaaaaand… Kotarou’s not taking it well. The two never liked each other after all.

"And if he worse a dress all while doing all of that!"

Oh yeah. It’s official, Kotarou just wants to be a control freak in a serious relationship.

Oh hubba hubba.

I think she’s got the right idea…

6:37 PM

So for the sake of CG collection, I went to the station instead of Pet Shop Mochizuki, just to meet with Kaie (Shouta Dogboy)

At least I get to see a CG of Mikan playing with the dogs he was walking, Jerry and Johnathan.

But if that’s all I get, then I’m just gonna re-load, and go do what I SHOULD have.

Muuuuuuch better.

Gotta stick to Nadeshiko and her dog.

…

OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

6:48 PM

We get invited over to Nadeshiko’s house for dinner! So for the occasion, I went downstairs and stole me a Cheese Danish from mom and dad’s room. Gotta love the danish. <3

In that case, I feel sorry for the Ouran Host Club…

6:55 PM

You wish I were fucking her right now, huh…

Perverts. the lot of you.

But I’ll admit, her moaning DID get me hard… >_<

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

7:03 PM

ME GUSTA

7:09 PM

Hmmm… where to go…

I could prolly get some CG if I checked all 3 places out.

But I’ll save first, then do what I gotta do.

7:12 PM

WISE DECISION WAS WISE.

DAT ASS

Yep… she’s in HEAT. *unzip*

…

Nah, I won’t fap to this. NEVERRRRRRRRRR

oooooooooo yeaaaaaaaah…

The moaning was getting loud, so I had to turn the sound down on my headset.

That, and little J-Bone was powering up a little too quick. Fuck me.

Aaaaaaaaand I’ll stop here!

I’ll be a tease about it.

But I wonder what I should do. DOUSHIO~

 

Whelp… time to play some Devil Survivor 2! have a nice WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fucking Tico…