Moyashimon 5: We Have To Cook

August 6, 2012 in Moyashmon Returns

……..betch

In this weeks Moyashimon Returns, things get bad as the gates to the school farmer’s market are breaking with stampedes of middle aged ladies who want to buy all of their produce. However, when it comes to our ragtag group of sake bootleggers

Schmoo Schmoon (12:18:58 AM):wtf lol

Schmoo Schmoon (12:19:06 AM):who’s smoking the bong, now

Chaps (12:19:07 AM):Weird sucking noises in the bushes

cidz . (12:19:29 AM):=O

Chaps (12:19:44 AM):It just aint college without late night experimentation

cidz . (12:20:33 AM):kei looks so girly now. he must of taken hormones during the time b/w seas1 and seas2 >_>

Chaps (12:21:10 AM):HCD comes in moe flavor now

cidz . (12:21:21 AM):haha

Chaps (12:21:56 AM):They all got smartphones in 2007

Schmoo Schmoon (12:22:46 AM):lawlz this festival

cidz . (12:22:49 AM):haha funny how things are more current yet this takes placea little after seas1

Chaps (12:23:03 AM):Someone’s bound to get trampled horrifically

cidz . (12:23:06 AM):geezus youd think they wre at a doors concert

Schmoo Schmoon (12:23:17 AM):they want free sake, totz

Chaps (12:23:23 AM):The purple haze suggests Grateful Dead

cidz . (12:23:29 AM):those are some hardcore drunks then XD

Schmoo Schmoon (12:24:53 AM):dun give any to aoi, she gets drunk

Schmoo Schmoon (12:24:55 AM):ewwww

Schmoo Schmoon (12:24:56 AM):hahahah

cidz . (12:25:07 AM):suave?

cidz . (12:25:13 AM):the shampoo?

Chaps (12:25:20 AM):They made those in the bathtub with draino and grapes

Schmoo Schmoon (12:25:48 AM):lawlz

Chaps (12:26:00 AM):What happened there last night?

cidz . (12:26:01 AM):ohlala

cidz . (12:26:25 AM):awww no bunneh costume :(

Schmoo Schmoon (12:26:45 AM):haha free produce

cidz . (12:26:56 AM):theres sports at that college?

Schmoo Schmoon (12:27:04 AM):there’s sports at every college

Chaps (12:27:19 AM):Its one of those A&M schools so they usually do

cidz . (12:27:46 AM):ah….and those housewives are crazeh

Schmoo Schmoon (12:27:58 AM):they want their free produce, cidz

Chaps (12:28:01 AM):It’s gonna be like Hajj all over again

cidz . (12:28:38 AM):thats one butchy lewkn housewive

Chaps (12:28:42 AM):Already several fatalities

Schmoo Schmoon (12:29:00 AM):hasegaaawaaa

Chaps (12:29:12 AM):Poor Hasegawa is still with fuggs

cidz . (12:29:13 AM):and that was known as the harvest festival masacre of 2007

Schmoo Schmoon (12:29:40 AM):lol

Chaps (12:29:46 AM):FIGHT THE POWER!

Schmoo Schmoon (12:30:16 AM):one’s in a tree

Chaps (12:30:21 AM):This is actually very tragic

Schmoo Schmoon (12:30:40 AM):lol it’s jizz

cidz . (12:30:44 AM):srsly

cidz . (12:30:51 AM):ewww

Schmoo Schmoon (12:30:53 AM):that’s what he was doing in the bushes

cidz . (12:31:05 AM):haha that explains the noises then

Chaps (12:31:19 AM):It gives it that pale ale flavor

Schmoo Schmoon (12:31:45 AM):it better not be his spit

cidz . (12:32:06 AM):ill never look at tequilla the same XD

Schmoo Schmoon (12:32:07 AM):who wants to drink that x:

Chaps (12:32:36 AM):It’s made by a buncha old guys who like tampering with other people’s drinks with their seed

Schmoo Schmoon (12:32:42 AM):lol

cidz . (12:32:43 AM):hahaha

cidz . (12:33:05 AM):water isnt the only drink in mexico thats tainted XD

Chaps (12:33:36 AM):Reminds me of that scene in Desperado where Cheech Marin talks about pissing in this lady’s beer

cidz . (12:33:54 AM):theyre gonna go produce more of that stuff >_> alone….in the bushes….

Chaps (12:34:10 AM):It’s flying off the shelves!

cidz . (12:35:02 AM):cheap housewives only want the free stuff

Schmoo Schmoon (12:35:06 AM):lol

Chaps (12:35:09 AM):That damn soybean health craze

Schmoo Schmoon (12:35:55 AM):loooool

Chaps (12:36:22 AM):How is a teen pop idol performing at a produce market festival?

Schmoo Schmoon (12:37:05 AM):paid her in produce

cidz . (12:37:10 AM):haha she lewks like she could be kei’s younger sister

Chaps (12:37:26 AM):It’s his stunt double

Schmoo Schmoon (12:38:27 AM):professor no mouth

cidz . (12:38:32 AM):haha

Chaps (12:38:49 AM):Their beer took away their mothes

Chaps (12:38:51 AM):mouthes

cidz . (12:39:05 AM):O_o this is perplexing lol

Schmoo Schmoon (12:39:14 AM):ewww that better not be the stuff they’re selling

Chaps (12:39:42 AM):Gotta produce that stuff in bulk

cidz . (12:39:47 AM):XDDD

cidz . (12:41:44 AM):why does dthat one hav a bandage on his head?

Chaps (12:41:47 AM):Thank you for teaching us about how much Mexico drinks, Moyashimon

cidz . (12:41:54 AM):XDD

Schmoo Schmoon (12:41:55 AM):lol

cidz . (12:43:38 AM):aw i guess this seas. gonna be another short one

Schmoo Schmoon (12:45:52 AM):yepzz