Moyashimon 5: We Have To Cook
August 6, 2012 in Moyashmon Returns
In this weeks Moyashimon Returns, things get bad as the gates to the school farmer’s market are breaking with stampedes of middle aged ladies who want to buy all of their produce. However, when it comes to our ragtag group of sake bootleggers
Schmoo Schmoon (12:18:58 AM):wtf lol
Schmoo Schmoon (12:19:06 AM):who’s smoking the bong, now
Chaps (12:19:07 AM):Weird sucking noises in the bushes
cidz . (12:19:29 AM):=O
Chaps (12:19:44 AM):It just aint college without late night experimentation
cidz . (12:20:33 AM):kei looks so girly now. he must of taken hormones during the time b/w seas1 and seas2 >_>
Chaps (12:21:10 AM):HCD comes in moe flavor now
cidz . (12:21:21 AM):haha
Chaps (12:21:56 AM):They all got smartphones in 2007
Schmoo Schmoon (12:22:46 AM):lawlz this festival
cidz . (12:22:49 AM):haha funny how things are more current yet this takes placea little after seas1
Chaps (12:23:03 AM):Someone’s bound to get trampled horrifically
cidz . (12:23:06 AM):geezus youd think they wre at a doors concert
Schmoo Schmoon (12:23:17 AM):they want free sake, totz
Chaps (12:23:23 AM):The purple haze suggests Grateful Dead
cidz . (12:23:29 AM):those are some hardcore drunks then XD
Schmoo Schmoon (12:24:53 AM):dun give any to aoi, she gets drunk
Schmoo Schmoon (12:24:55 AM):ewwww
Schmoo Schmoon (12:24:56 AM):hahahah
cidz . (12:25:07 AM):suave?
cidz . (12:25:13 AM):the shampoo?
Chaps (12:25:20 AM):They made those in the bathtub with draino and grapes
Schmoo Schmoon (12:25:48 AM):lawlz
Chaps (12:26:00 AM):What happened there last night?
cidz . (12:26:01 AM):ohlala
cidz . (12:26:25 AM):awww no bunneh costume
Schmoo Schmoon (12:26:45 AM):haha free produce
cidz . (12:26:56 AM):theres sports at that college?
Schmoo Schmoon (12:27:04 AM):there’s sports at every college
Chaps (12:27:19 AM):Its one of those A&M schools so they usually do
cidz . (12:27:46 AM):ah….and those housewives are crazeh
Schmoo Schmoon (12:27:58 AM):they want their free produce, cidz
Chaps (12:28:01 AM):It’s gonna be like Hajj all over again
cidz . (12:28:38 AM):thats one butchy lewkn housewive
Chaps (12:28:42 AM):Already several fatalities
Schmoo Schmoon (12:29:00 AM):hasegaaawaaa
Chaps (12:29:12 AM):Poor Hasegawa is still with fuggs
cidz . (12:29:13 AM):and that was known as the harvest festival masacre of 2007
Schmoo Schmoon (12:29:40 AM):lol
Chaps (12:29:46 AM):FIGHT THE POWER!
Schmoo Schmoon (12:30:16 AM):one’s in a tree
Chaps (12:30:21 AM):This is actually very tragic
Schmoo Schmoon (12:30:40 AM):lol it’s jizz
cidz . (12:30:44 AM):srsly
cidz . (12:30:51 AM):ewww
Schmoo Schmoon (12:30:53 AM):that’s what he was doing in the bushes
cidz . (12:31:05 AM):haha that explains the noises then
Chaps (12:31:19 AM):It gives it that pale ale flavor
Schmoo Schmoon (12:31:45 AM):it better not be his spit
cidz . (12:32:06 AM):ill never look at tequilla the same XD
Schmoo Schmoon (12:32:07 AM):who wants to drink that x:
Chaps (12:32:36 AM):It’s made by a buncha old guys who like tampering with other people’s drinks with their seed
Schmoo Schmoon (12:32:42 AM):lol
cidz . (12:32:43 AM):hahaha
cidz . (12:33:05 AM):water isnt the only drink in mexico thats tainted XD
Chaps (12:33:36 AM):Reminds me of that scene in Desperado where Cheech Marin talks about pissing in this lady’s beer
cidz . (12:33:54 AM):theyre gonna go produce more of that stuff >_> alone….in the bushes….
Chaps (12:34:10 AM):It’s flying off the shelves!
cidz . (12:35:02 AM):cheap housewives only want the free stuff
Schmoo Schmoon (12:35:06 AM):lol
Chaps (12:35:09 AM):That damn soybean health craze
Schmoo Schmoon (12:35:55 AM):loooool
Chaps (12:36:22 AM):How is a teen pop idol performing at a produce market festival?
Schmoo Schmoon (12:37:05 AM):paid her in produce
cidz . (12:37:10 AM):haha she lewks like she could be kei’s younger sister
Chaps (12:37:26 AM):It’s his stunt double
Schmoo Schmoon (12:38:27 AM):professor no mouth
cidz . (12:38:32 AM):haha
Chaps (12:38:49 AM):Their beer took away their mothes
Chaps (12:38:51 AM):mouthes
cidz . (12:39:05 AM):O_o this is perplexing lol
Schmoo Schmoon (12:39:14 AM):ewww that better not be the stuff they’re selling
Chaps (12:39:42 AM):Gotta produce that stuff in bulk
cidz . (12:39:47 AM):XDDD
cidz . (12:41:44 AM):why does dthat one hav a bandage on his head?
Chaps (12:41:47 AM):Thank you for teaching us about how much Mexico drinks, Moyashimon
cidz . (12:41:54 AM):XDD
Schmoo Schmoon (12:41:55 AM):lol
cidz . (12:43:38 AM):aw i guess this seas. gonna be another short one
Schmoo Schmoon (12:45:52 AM):yepzz









The housewives are the zerg and the produce is the vespene gas. The sports club members are the Protoss.
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