Moyashimon Returns 6-7: France
August 18, 2012 in Moyashmon Returns
Through these two episodes, we head into the dog days/hours into the Farmers Market festival as our super best friends try to make a push for their stall to succeed. However, with pressure to see Hasegawa before her marriage, will they risk it all to get to France and stop the wedding themselves?
EPISODE 6
Schmoo Schmoon (11:01:44 PM):woo
Chaps (11:02:04 PM):concert time!
Chaps (11:03:10 PM):I love you too, Kyouko!!!!!
cidz . (11:03:21 PM):i wonder if well hear any songs?
Schmoo Schmoon (11:03:21 PM):lol
Schmoo Schmoon (11:03:52 PM):if anything it’ll be like the opening or somethin’
cidz . (11:04:01 PM):yeah prolly lol
Chaps (11:04:10 PM):The identity of ClariS has been revealed
Schmoo Schmoon (11:04:16 PM):lol
cidz . (11:04:21 PM):then the MC can go up there with the microbes and sing the ED!
Chaps (11:04:35 PM):Some pop idol microbes
cidz . (11:04:42 PM):yesh so cute! ~
Schmoo Schmoon (11:04:46 PM):d’aww
Schmoo Schmoon (11:04:51 PM):in huge costumes
cidz . (11:05:01 PM):id watch it >_>
Chaps (11:05:20 PM):Microbe Gackt would be sick to watch
Schmoo Schmoon (11:05:28 PM):XD
cidz . (11:05:29 PM):haha omgah yesh <3
cidz . (11:06:51 PM):so its exactly wut i thought prechewed was >_>
Schmoo Schmoon (11:06:52 PM):ewww
Schmoo Schmoon (11:06:52 PM):XD
Chaps (11:07:07 PM):This backwash’ll get you twice drunk
Schmoo Schmoon (11:07:12 PM):hahahaha
cidz . (11:07:23 PM):i hope they are sick when they make it then >_>
cidz . (11:07:31 PM):arnt*
Chaps (11:07:43 PM):Fuggs is pretty wealthy
Schmoo Schmoon (11:07:47 PM):oh gawd this uggo with mah hasegawa
Schmoo Schmoon (11:08:01 PM):she could care less
Schmoo Schmoon (11:08:17 PM):aw shit
Schmoo Schmoon (11:08:35 PM):lmao
cidz . (11:08:38 PM):its okeh he’ll run as soon as he gets her drunk in hopes of laying her instead shell wanna tear off his face :P
Schmoo Schmoon (11:08:41 PM):what a way to get a job
cidz . (11:08:48 PM):LOL
Chaps (11:09:03 PM):This fight is gonna be sick. Like Hulk Hogan vs Ric Flair in a crutches to crutches match
Schmoo Schmoon (11:09:08 PM):hahaha
cidz . (11:09:10 PM):yesh!
Schmoo Schmoon (11:09:27 PM):you know the economy is bad when you’re boxing for jobs
cidz . (11:09:38 PM):thats prolly how it is now >_>
Schmoo Schmoon (11:09:59 PM):lmao the past 4 years
Chaps (11:10:02 PM):Celebrity Boxing has gotten a pretty shameful reputation
cidz . (11:10:03 PM):chapperz u better start practicing ur mui thai if u wanna get a job!
cidz . (11:10:07 PM):XDD
Chaps (11:10:16 PM):I only know Tae Kwon Do
cidz . (11:10:21 PM):close enough
Schmoo Schmoon (11:10:23 PM):lool a robot!
Schmoo Schmoon (11:10:40 PM):dang
Schmoo Schmoon (11:10:41 PM):XD
cidz . (11:10:41 PM):lol robot XD
Chaps (11:10:44 PM):Dont kill the guy
cidz . (11:10:49 PM):yeah!
Schmoo Schmoon (11:10:57 PM):poor guy should just give up
Schmoo Schmoon (11:11:05 PM):especially if it’s been his 4 th year
Chaps (11:11:31 PM):I know what I’d put in what hole around Kei >.>
Schmoo Schmoon (11:11:37 PM):looool
Schmoo Schmoon (11:11:42 PM):chapz XD
cidz . (11:11:50 PM):LOL <3
Schmoo Schmoon (11:12:05 PM):wtf lol
Chaps (11:12:07 PM):Wiretap-kun
Schmoo Schmoon (11:12:14 PM):they’re so getting haruka back
Chaps (11:12:56 PM):Now Moyashimon is teaching us how to use Interpol to thwart arranged marriages
Chaps (11:13:08 PM):F-ing a!
cidz . (11:13:11 PM):haha ive learned so much about thiscidz . (11:13:19 PM):what!? dont kill the chicken in front of children!
Schmoo Schmoon (11:13:25 PM):XD
Schmoo Schmoon (11:13:32 PM):they need to learn how they’re food is made
Schmoo Schmoon (11:13:34 PM):cidz
cidz . (11:13:40 PM):not now! they can learn later! >_>
Chaps (11:13:42 PM): -3-
Schmoo Schmoon (11:13:43 PM):lol Kei
Schmoo Schmoon (11:15:13 PM):hahaah!
cidz . (11:15:19 PM):thats one way to get money
Chaps (11:15:21 PM):“That girl in the maid dress is hella hot, brah!”
cidz . (11:15:29 PM):lmao
cidz . (11:15:53 PM):hahahah alien!?
Schmoo Schmoon (11:16:04 PM):wtf
Schmoo Schmoon (11:16:05 PM):XD
Chaps (11:16:14 PM):That alien is what’s really attracting the guys
Schmoo Schmoon (11:16:16 PM):cuuute raising moneh
cidz . (11:16:27 PM):well that outfit is pretty tight >_>
cidz . (11:17:30 PM):omg even the microbes are fans of hers
Schmoo Schmoon (11:17:36 PM):they lav her
Schmoo Schmoon (11:17:46 PM):pfft she’ll be back by the end of this series
Chaps (11:17:47 PM):Wonder what else those microbes knows about that group of friends
Schmoo Schmoon (11:18:04 PM):lol they watch you fap
cidz . (11:18:12 PM):>_>
Schmoo Schmoon (11:18:44 PM):loool
cidz . (11:18:49 PM):lol auction?
Chaps (11:19:06 PM):They’re putting their asses on auctions
Schmoo Schmoon (11:19:14 PM):lol!
Schmoo Schmoon (11:19:16 PM):wtf
Schmoo Schmoon (11:19:42 PM):omg they used her spit to make it
Schmoo Schmoon (11:19:43 PM):LOL
Chaps (11:19:53 PM):That’s pretty fetishy
cidz . (11:19:53 PM):hahahahahhaah
Schmoo Schmoon (11:19:57 PM):hahaha ewwwSchmoo Schmoon (11:19:58 PM):XDDD
cidz . (11:20:04 PM):by fetishy u mean creepy then yes >_>
Schmoo Schmoon (11:20:22 PM):lol indifferent face
Chaps (11:20:28 PM):There is some creepy kink that this probably caters to :-D
cidz . (11:20:43 PM):lmao srsly
Chaps (11:21:15 PM):Its that weirdo from Perfect Blue
cidz . (11:21:38 PM):OMGAH it is O_O XD
Schmoo Schmoon (11:21:58 PM):XD fake in the end
Chaps (11:22:00 PM):He’s going after more pop stars!
cidz . (11:22:02 PM):LOLcidz . (11:23:52 PM):yay microbe theatre!
Chaps (11:24:06 PM):Eugenics: Yeast edition
Schmoo Schmoon (11:24:09 PM):hahaahha
cidz . (11:25:00 PM):i read that as eugenics: yeast infection at first >_>
Schmoo Schmoon (11:25:31 PM):lol!
cidz . (11:28:50 PM):that was a cute ep.
Schmoo Schmoon (11:29:00 PM):mhmm
Chaps (11:33:22 PM):It was pretty adorable. Hope they all have a plan to save Hasegawa
cidz . (11:39:33 PM):hopefully!
EPISODE 7
Schmoo Schmoon (11:47:33 PM):lol poor stall people
Chaps (11:47:46 PM):Being stuck in there is suffering
cidz . (11:47:51 PM):i bet
Schmoo Schmoon (11:48:05 PM):get back harrruuukaa
Chaps (11:49:23 PM):Gotta get the prize money so they can fly a plane in the wedding and make a dramatic “I OBJECT” as they parachute from the plane
cidz . (11:49:36 PM):i hope that happens >_>
cidz . (11:51:04 PM):dont worry one of em is not as they seem >_>
Schmoo Schmoon (11:51:33 PM):awwww
Schmoo Schmoon (11:51:33 PM):lol
Schmoo Schmoon (11:51:36 PM):fried chicken!
Schmoo Schmoon (11:51:52 PM):O:
cidz . (11:51:52 PM):maybe thers a large number of black ppl that went tot he festival?
Schmoo Schmoon (11:51:55 PM):lol!
cidz . (11:51:56 PM):>_> sorry couldnt resist
Chaps (11:51:59 PM):They had trap maids! I demand a recount!
Schmoo Schmoon (11:52:03 PM):awwww fucking professor
Schmoo Schmoon (11:52:09 PM):lololol suspended too
Schmoo Schmoon (11:52:33 PM):well if they’re suspended they can get haruka!
Chaps (11:52:36 PM):selling liquor on the premises
Schmoo Schmoon (11:53:26 PM):there ya go
Schmoo Schmoon (11:53:29 PM):france lol
cidz . (11:53:38 PM):prof does have a point
Schmoo Schmoon (11:53:39 PM):bahah the flag on his head
Chaps (11:53:40 PM):There is a ton of good cheese and wine in France
Schmoo Schmoon (11:54:08 PM):haha calling him stupid
Chaps (11:54:33 PM):My personal favorite is Le Chevrot, a goat cheese with the same flavor but with the texture of brie
Schmoo Schmoon (11:54:36 PM):tsk tsk tsk leaving the country without soy sauce and miso
Schmoo Schmoon (11:54:44 PM):yums
cidz . (11:54:49 PM):sounds yummeh i jus know of the cheese sold in supermarkets
Chaps (11:54:51 PM):Gotta dip the cheese in soy souce
cidz . (11:54:55 PM):like kraft american cheese product
Schmoo Schmoon (11:55:17 PM):I’m a fan of goat gouda myself, I don’t think it’s from france though, so I’ll go with gruyere cheese
cidz . (11:55:36 PM):isnt WI known for thier cheese too mewnz?
Schmoo Schmoon (11:55:38 PM):wait that’s switzz too
Schmoo Schmoon (11:55:42 PM):yeah
Schmoo Schmoon (11:55:45 PM):CHEESE CURDS!
cidz . (11:56:04 PM):haha u two are such cheese experpts no fair! the commercials say good cheese come form good comes and good cows come from california!
Schmoo Schmoon (11:56:14 PM):eff that shit
Schmoo Schmoon (11:56:23 PM):WI is so much better, you can tell ze difference
cidz . (11:56:32 PM):its not ur fanceh imported cheese but i like pepper jack
cidz . (11:56:40 PM):haha!
Chaps (11:56:58 PM):I still have to try some more of the domestic cheeses. I’m always stuffy and liek to go with the pretentious French cheeses :-D
Schmoo Schmoon (11:57:08 PM):hahaha
cidz . (11:57:13 PM):lol do u wear a tophat and monocle while eating it?
Schmoo Schmoon (11:57:26 PM):Trader Joe’s has all different types
Schmoo Schmoon (11:57:41 PM):but we usually go for the gruyere, goat gouda, and aged cheddar
Schmoo Schmoon (11:57:56 PM):lol she’s always drunk
Schmoo Schmoon (11:58:11 PM):good thing she didn’t go to france
cidz . (11:58:41 PM):haha!
Chaps (11:58:49 PM):Of course. Some fig preserves and tea is a given as well. I do get the blocks of white chedder and parmesan to vary it though. She would totally be drinking all the wine in France though XD
cidz . (11:58:54 PM):shed end up like the chicks from hostel >_>
Chaps (11:58:59 PM):O_O
Schmoo Schmoon (11:59:03 PM):lol cidz XD
Schmoo Schmoon (11:59:09 PM):probz would !
Schmoo Schmoon (11:59:22 PM):d’aww Kei is worried
Chaps (11:59:42 PM):Je voudrais Steak Frites merci!
Schmoo Schmoon (11:59:57 PM):XD
Schmoo Schmoon (12:00:03 AM):ooo escargot<3
Schmoo Schmoon (12:00:36 AM):well you ordered a lot fatties >.>
Chaps (12:00:39 AM):I had some recently, but it wasn’t glamourous or in it’s shell. It was a pile of them in a crepe. The taste was fine but the consistency and look were bad
Schmoo Schmoon (12:00:55 AM):weird o_O in a crepe?!
Chaps (12:01:31 AM):C’est-ce que tu vue?
cidz . (12:01:32 AM):ew O_o
Schmoo Schmoon (12:01:58 AM):the one restaurant around here that has it serves it in its own special dish that has holes in it to replace the shell, but it’s soo good, butter and garlic<3 ~_~
Schmoo Schmoon (12:02:10 AM):who said it was number one?
Schmoo Schmoon (12:02:53 AM):why aren’t you looking for Haruka >.>
Schmoo Schmoon (12:02:58 AM):GO FIND HARUKA YOU BASTIDS
cidz . (12:03:00 AM):i feel so like…wuts the word…ghetto?
cidz . (12:03:05 AM):u ppl and ur fanceh foods
cidz . (12:03:18 AM):pfftt…im poor! i cant afford anything like french wine and cheese and snails >_<
Chaps (12:03:29 AM):It was an awesome crepe place around here that serves these giant crepes with gruyere inside of them. But these guys are looking too into these cheeses to focus on whats important
Schmoo Schmoon (12:03:35 AM):pfft! we’ll get you some and you can eat it!
Schmoo Schmoon (12:03:52 AM):omgah yuuuuuum <3
Chaps (12:04:14 AM):Haven’t tried foie gras so that’s on my to-do list eventually.
Schmoo Schmoon (12:04:16 AM):I want a yummy crepe place ~_~ actually I think there’s one in Davis >=) so will taken advantage
Schmoo Schmoon (12:04:30 AM):meh I don’t wanna do liver >.> my mom loves that shet though
cidz . (12:04:31 AM):i dun wanna try snails >_>
Schmoo Schmoon (12:04:37 AM):too bad cidz!
cidz . (12:04:52 AM):oh is that wut foie gras is?
Schmoo Schmoon (12:04:57 AM):ya
cidz . (12:04:58 AM):GAH PPL TALK ABOUT HAMBUGERS AND HOTDOGS
cidz . (12:05:05 AM):I LIKE CARLS JR LIKE A BOSS.
Schmoo Schmoon (12:05:10 AM):CIDZ YOU HAVE TO HAVE CHICKEN AND WAFFLES TOO
Chaps (12:05:26 AM):Snails are a challenge. I think I would’ve done better if it was the shelled variety and not massive piles of snail.
Schmoo Schmoon (12:05:34 AM):haha probz XD
Schmoo Schmoon (12:05:56 AM):my mom gave me snails when I was a little girl o_o I was like 5 or 6 when I first tried ‘em
Schmoo Schmoon (12:06:00 AM):I was a weird child
Chaps (12:06:12 AM):Sawaki is going to be their sniffing dog
cidz . (12:06:12 AM):omg wut are they dogs!? picking up scents
Schmoo Schmoon (12:06:25 AM):I’d order bleu cheese and they’d look at me weird
Schmoo Schmoon (12:06:26 AM):they are!
Schmoo Schmoon (12:06:32 AM):they better find some truffles
cidz . (12:06:39 AM):i luved bleu cheese dressing lol
Schmoo Schmoon (12:06:50 AM):ish good
Schmoo Schmoon (12:06:54 AM):cooows
Chaps (12:06:58 AM):I usually always had it in dressing
Chaps (12:07:24 AM):Hasegawa could own Transylvania if she marries that fat French guy
Schmoo Schmoon (12:07:31 AM):lmao
cidz . (12:08:02 AM):maybe she should go for it then >_>
Schmoo Schmoon (12:08:30 AM):only if she can get a bedroom on the otherwise of the building
Chaps (12:08:40 AM):But it’s not for love. If there’s anything I learned from movies, you gotta marry for love
Schmoo Schmoon (12:08:49 AM):D: ewww
Schmoo Schmoon (12:08:54 AM):look how dirteh a plane is!
cidz . (12:09:12 AM):oh god not going on a plane >_>
Chaps (12:09:41 AM):What kinda air plane treats its interior like a skeezy taxi cab
Schmoo Schmoon (12:09:51 AM):lmao
Schmoo Schmoon (12:09:56 AM):that one apparently!
cidz . (12:10:10 AM):those are some cheapass plane tickets im suprised the plane didnt fall apart on the way there
Schmoo Schmoon (12:10:24 AM):ahahaha
Schmoo Schmoon (12:11:06 AM):too many people joining the mile high club in that bathroom
Chaps (12:11:29 AM)::-D
cidz . (12:11:35 AM):haha eww
Chaps (12:11:46 AM):too many people joining the mile high club on the seats
Schmoo Schmoon (12:11:58 AM):hahaha even worse
cidz . (12:12:38 AM):and on the floors too..god its like an orgeh on that plane
Schmoo Schmoon (12:13:01 AM):you take a breath and oops, herpes!
cidz . (12:13:18 AM):ewwwww
cidz . (12:13:27 AM):i would not of gotten on that plane >_>
Schmoo Schmoon (12:13:32 AM):lol!
Chaps (12:13:47 AM):I hope that wasn’t Hasegawa’s plane…or perhaps that’s why Kei was worried about Sawaki’s health from the trip
cidz . (12:14:06 AM):HAHA
cidz . (12:14:19 AM):gah hopefully not she was with some rich guy so he better gotten a better plane


















I know I’ve heard that they sometimes let kids have a little bit of wine at dinner in France.