Moyashimon Returns 6-7: France

August 18, 2012 in Moyashmon Returns

France is exactly like America

Through these two episodes, we head into the dog days/hours into the Farmers Market festival as our super best friends try to make a push for their stall to succeed. However, with pressure to see Hasegawa before her marriage, will they risk it all to get to France and stop the wedding themselves?

EPISODE 6

Schmoo Schmoon (11:01:44 PM):woo

Chaps (11:02:04 PM):concert time!

Chaps (11:03:10 PM):I love you too, Kyouko!!!!!

cidz . (11:03:21 PM):i wonder if well hear any songs?

Schmoo Schmoon (11:03:21 PM):lol

Schmoo Schmoon (11:03:52 PM):if anything it’ll be like the opening or somethin’

cidz . (11:04:01 PM):yeah prolly lol

Chaps (11:04:10 PM):The identity of ClariS has been revealed

Schmoo Schmoon (11:04:16 PM):lol

cidz . (11:04:21 PM):then the MC can go up there with the microbes and sing the ED!

Chaps (11:04:35 PM):Some pop idol microbes

cidz . (11:04:42 PM):yesh so cute! ~

Schmoo Schmoon (11:04:46 PM):d’aww

Schmoo Schmoon (11:04:51 PM):in huge costumes

cidz . (11:05:01 PM):id watch it >_>

Chaps (11:05:20 PM):Microbe Gackt would be sick to watch

Schmoo Schmoon (11:05:28 PM):XD

cidz . (11:05:29 PM):haha omgah yesh <3

cidz . (11:06:51 PM):so its exactly wut i thought prechewed was >_>

Schmoo Schmoon (11:06:52 PM):ewww

Schmoo Schmoon (11:06:52 PM):XD

Chaps (11:07:07 PM):This backwash’ll get you twice drunk

Schmoo Schmoon (11:07:12 PM):hahahaha

cidz . (11:07:23 PM):i hope they are sick when they make it then >_>

cidz . (11:07:31 PM):arnt*

Chaps (11:07:43 PM):Fuggs is pretty wealthy

Schmoo Schmoon (11:07:47 PM):oh gawd this uggo with mah hasegawa

Schmoo Schmoon (11:08:01 PM):she could care less

Schmoo Schmoon (11:08:17 PM):aw shit

Schmoo Schmoon (11:08:35 PM):lmao

cidz . (11:08:38 PM):its okeh he’ll run as soon as he gets her drunk in hopes of laying her instead shell wanna tear off his face :P

Schmoo Schmoon (11:08:41 PM):what a way to get a job

cidz . (11:08:48 PM):LOL

Chaps (11:09:03 PM):This fight is gonna be sick. Like Hulk Hogan vs Ric Flair in a crutches to crutches match

Schmoo Schmoon (11:09:08 PM):hahaha

cidz . (11:09:10 PM):yesh!

Schmoo Schmoon (11:09:27 PM):you know the economy is bad when you’re boxing for jobs

cidz . (11:09:38 PM):thats prolly how it is now >_>

Schmoo Schmoon (11:09:59 PM):lmao the past 4 years

Chaps (11:10:02 PM):Celebrity Boxing has gotten a pretty shameful reputation

cidz . (11:10:03 PM):chapperz u better start practicing ur mui thai if u wanna get a job!

cidz . (11:10:07 PM):XDD

Chaps (11:10:16 PM):I only know Tae Kwon Do

cidz . (11:10:21 PM):close enough

Schmoo Schmoon (11:10:23 PM):lool a robot!

Schmoo Schmoon (11:10:40 PM):dang

Schmoo Schmoon (11:10:41 PM):XD

cidz . (11:10:41 PM):lol robot XD

Chaps (11:10:44 PM):Dont kill the guy

cidz . (11:10:49 PM):yeah!

Schmoo Schmoon (11:10:57 PM):poor guy should just give up

Schmoo Schmoon (11:11:05 PM):especially if it’s been his 4 th year

Chaps (11:11:31 PM):I know what I’d put in what hole around Kei >.>

Schmoo Schmoon (11:11:37 PM):looool

Schmoo Schmoon (11:11:42 PM):chapz XD

cidz . (11:11:50 PM):LOL <3

Schmoo Schmoon (11:12:05 PM):wtf lol

Chaps (11:12:07 PM):Wiretap-kun

Schmoo Schmoon (11:12:14 PM):they’re so getting haruka back

Chaps (11:12:56 PM):Now Moyashimon is teaching us how to use Interpol to thwart arranged marriages

Chaps (11:13:08 PM):F-ing a!

cidz . (11:13:11 PM):haha ive learned so much about thiscidz . (11:13:19 PM):what!? dont kill the chicken in front of children!

Schmoo Schmoon (11:13:25 PM):XD

Schmoo Schmoon (11:13:32 PM):they need to learn how they’re food is made

Schmoo Schmoon (11:13:34 PM):cidz

cidz . (11:13:40 PM):not now! they can learn later! >_>

Chaps (11:13:42 PM): -3-

Schmoo Schmoon (11:13:43 PM):lol Kei

Schmoo Schmoon (11:15:13 PM):hahaah!

cidz . (11:15:19 PM):thats one way to get money

Chaps (11:15:21 PM):“That girl in the maid dress is hella hot, brah!”

cidz . (11:15:29 PM):lmao

cidz . (11:15:53 PM):hahahah alien!?

Schmoo Schmoon (11:16:04 PM):wtf

Schmoo Schmoon (11:16:05 PM):XD

Chaps (11:16:14 PM):That alien is what’s really attracting the guys

Schmoo Schmoon (11:16:16 PM):cuuute raising moneh

cidz . (11:16:27 PM):well that outfit is pretty tight >_>

cidz . (11:17:30 PM):omg even the microbes are fans of hers

Schmoo Schmoon (11:17:36 PM):they lav her

Schmoo Schmoon (11:17:46 PM):pfft she’ll be back by the end of this series

Chaps (11:17:47 PM):Wonder what else those microbes knows about that group of friends

Schmoo Schmoon (11:18:04 PM):lol they watch you fap

cidz . (11:18:12 PM):>_>

Schmoo Schmoon (11:18:44 PM):loool

cidz . (11:18:49 PM):lol auction?

Chaps (11:19:06 PM):They’re putting their asses on auctions

Schmoo Schmoon (11:19:14 PM):lol!

Schmoo Schmoon (11:19:16 PM):wtf

Schmoo Schmoon (11:19:42 PM):omg they used her spit to make it

Schmoo Schmoon (11:19:43 PM):LOL

Chaps (11:19:53 PM):That’s pretty fetishy

cidz . (11:19:53 PM):hahahahahhaah

Schmoo Schmoon (11:19:57 PM):hahaha ewwwSchmoo Schmoon (11:19:58 PM):XDDD

cidz . (11:20:04 PM):by fetishy u mean creepy then yes >_>

Schmoo Schmoon (11:20:22 PM):lol indifferent face

Chaps (11:20:28 PM):There is some creepy kink that this probably caters to :-D

cidz . (11:20:43 PM):lmao srsly

Chaps (11:21:15 PM):Its that weirdo from Perfect Blue

cidz . (11:21:38 PM):OMGAH it is O_O XD

Schmoo Schmoon (11:21:58 PM):XD fake in the end

Chaps (11:22:00 PM):He’s going after more pop stars!

cidz . (11:22:02 PM):LOLcidz . (11:23:52 PM):yay microbe theatre!

Chaps (11:24:06 PM):Eugenics: Yeast edition

Schmoo Schmoon (11:24:09 PM):hahaahha

cidz . (11:25:00 PM):i read that as eugenics: yeast infection at first >_>

Schmoo Schmoon (11:25:31 PM):lol!

cidz . (11:28:50 PM):that was a cute ep.

Schmoo Schmoon (11:29:00 PM):mhmm

Chaps (11:33:22 PM):It was pretty adorable. Hope they all have a plan to save Hasegawa

cidz . (11:39:33 PM):hopefully!

 

EPISODE 7

 

Schmoo Schmoon (11:47:33 PM):lol poor stall people

Chaps (11:47:46 PM):Being stuck in there is suffering

cidz . (11:47:51 PM):i bet

Schmoo Schmoon (11:48:05 PM):get back harrruuukaa

Chaps (11:49:23 PM):Gotta get the prize money so they can fly a plane in the wedding and make a dramatic “I OBJECT” as they parachute from the plane

cidz . (11:49:36 PM):i hope that happens >_>

cidz . (11:51:04 PM):dont worry one of em is not as they seem >_>

Schmoo Schmoon (11:51:33 PM):awwww

Schmoo Schmoon (11:51:33 PM):lol

Schmoo Schmoon (11:51:36 PM):fried chicken!

Schmoo Schmoon (11:51:52 PM):O:

cidz . (11:51:52 PM):maybe thers a large number of black ppl that went tot he festival?

Schmoo Schmoon (11:51:55 PM):lol!

cidz . (11:51:56 PM):>_> sorry couldnt resist

Chaps (11:51:59 PM):They had trap maids! I demand a recount!

Schmoo Schmoon (11:52:03 PM):awwww fucking professor

Schmoo Schmoon (11:52:09 PM):lololol suspended too

Schmoo Schmoon (11:52:33 PM):well if they’re suspended they can get haruka!

Chaps (11:52:36 PM):selling liquor on the premises

Schmoo Schmoon (11:53:26 PM):there ya go

Schmoo Schmoon (11:53:29 PM):france lol

cidz . (11:53:38 PM):prof does have a point

Schmoo Schmoon (11:53:39 PM):bahah the flag on his head

Chaps (11:53:40 PM):There is a ton of good cheese and wine in France

Schmoo Schmoon (11:54:08 PM):haha calling him stupid

Chaps (11:54:33 PM):My personal favorite is Le Chevrot, a goat cheese with the same flavor but with the texture of brie

Schmoo Schmoon (11:54:36 PM):tsk tsk tsk leaving the country without soy sauce and miso

Schmoo Schmoon (11:54:44 PM):yums

cidz . (11:54:49 PM):sounds yummeh i jus know of the cheese sold in supermarkets

Chaps (11:54:51 PM):Gotta dip the cheese in soy souce

cidz . (11:54:55 PM):like kraft american cheese product

Schmoo Schmoon (11:55:17 PM):I’m a fan of goat gouda myself, I don’t think it’s from france though, so I’ll go with gruyere cheese

cidz . (11:55:36 PM):isnt WI known for thier cheese too mewnz?

Schmoo Schmoon (11:55:38 PM):wait that’s switzz too

Schmoo Schmoon (11:55:42 PM):yeah

Schmoo Schmoon (11:55:45 PM):CHEESE CURDS!

cidz . (11:56:04 PM):haha u two are such cheese experpts no fair! the commercials say good cheese come form good comes and good cows come from california!

Schmoo Schmoon (11:56:14 PM):eff that shit

Schmoo Schmoon (11:56:23 PM):WI is so much better, you can tell ze difference

cidz . (11:56:32 PM):its not ur fanceh imported cheese but i like pepper jack

cidz . (11:56:40 PM):haha!

Chaps (11:56:58 PM):I still have to try some more of the domestic cheeses. I’m always stuffy and liek to go with the pretentious French cheeses :-D

Schmoo Schmoon (11:57:08 PM):hahaha

cidz . (11:57:13 PM):lol do u wear a tophat and monocle while eating it?

Schmoo Schmoon (11:57:26 PM):Trader Joe’s has all different types

Schmoo Schmoon (11:57:41 PM):but we usually go for the gruyere, goat gouda, and aged cheddar

Schmoo Schmoon (11:57:56 PM):lol she’s always drunk

Schmoo Schmoon (11:58:11 PM):good thing she didn’t go to france

cidz . (11:58:41 PM):haha!

Chaps (11:58:49 PM):Of course. Some fig preserves and tea is a given as well. I do get the blocks of white chedder and parmesan to vary it though. She would totally be drinking all the wine in France though XD

cidz . (11:58:54 PM):shed end up like the chicks from hostel >_>

Chaps (11:58:59 PM):O_O

Schmoo Schmoon (11:59:03 PM):lol cidz XD

Schmoo Schmoon (11:59:09 PM):probz would !

Schmoo Schmoon (11:59:22 PM):d’aww Kei is worried

Chaps (11:59:42 PM):Je voudrais Steak Frites merci!

Schmoo Schmoon (11:59:57 PM):XD

Schmoo Schmoon (12:00:03 AM):ooo escargot<3

Schmoo Schmoon (12:00:36 AM):well you ordered a lot fatties >.>

Chaps (12:00:39 AM):I had some recently, but it wasn’t glamourous or in it’s shell. It was a pile of them in a crepe. The taste was fine but the consistency and look were bad

Schmoo Schmoon (12:00:55 AM):weird o_O in a crepe?!

Chaps (12:01:31 AM):C’est-ce que tu vue?

cidz . (12:01:32 AM):ew O_o

Schmoo Schmoon (12:01:58 AM):the one restaurant around here that has it serves it in its own special dish that has holes in it to replace the shell, but it’s soo good, butter and garlic<3 ~_~

Schmoo Schmoon (12:02:10 AM):who said it was number one?

Schmoo Schmoon (12:02:53 AM):why aren’t you looking for Haruka >.>

Schmoo Schmoon (12:02:58 AM):GO FIND HARUKA YOU BASTIDS

cidz . (12:03:00 AM):i feel so like…wuts the word…ghetto?

cidz . (12:03:05 AM):u ppl and ur fanceh foods

cidz . (12:03:18 AM):pfftt…im poor! i cant afford anything like french wine and cheese and snails >_<

Chaps (12:03:29 AM):It was an awesome crepe place around here that serves these giant crepes with gruyere inside of them. But these guys are looking too into these cheeses to focus on whats important

Schmoo Schmoon (12:03:35 AM):pfft! we’ll get you some and you can eat it!

Schmoo Schmoon (12:03:52 AM):omgah yuuuuuum <3

Chaps (12:04:14 AM):Haven’t tried foie gras so that’s on my to-do list eventually.

Schmoo Schmoon (12:04:16 AM):I want a yummy crepe place ~_~ actually I think there’s one in Davis >=) so will taken advantage

Schmoo Schmoon (12:04:30 AM):meh I don’t wanna do liver >.> my mom loves that shet though

cidz . (12:04:31 AM):i dun wanna try snails >_>

Schmoo Schmoon (12:04:37 AM):too bad cidz!

cidz . (12:04:52 AM):oh is that wut foie gras is?

Schmoo Schmoon (12:04:57 AM):ya

cidz . (12:04:58 AM):GAH PPL TALK ABOUT HAMBUGERS AND HOTDOGS

cidz . (12:05:05 AM):I LIKE CARLS JR LIKE A BOSS.

Schmoo Schmoon (12:05:10 AM):CIDZ YOU HAVE TO HAVE CHICKEN AND WAFFLES TOO

Chaps (12:05:26 AM):Snails are a challenge. I think I would’ve done better if it was the shelled variety and not massive piles of snail.

Schmoo Schmoon (12:05:34 AM):haha probz XD

Schmoo Schmoon (12:05:56 AM):my mom gave me snails when I was a little girl o_o I was like 5 or 6 when I first tried ‘em

Schmoo Schmoon (12:06:00 AM):I was a weird child

Chaps (12:06:12 AM):Sawaki is going to be their sniffing dog

cidz . (12:06:12 AM):omg wut are they dogs!? picking up scents

Schmoo Schmoon (12:06:25 AM):I’d order bleu cheese and they’d look at me weird

Schmoo Schmoon (12:06:26 AM):they are!

Schmoo Schmoon (12:06:32 AM):they better find some truffles

cidz . (12:06:39 AM):i luved bleu cheese dressing lol

Schmoo Schmoon (12:06:50 AM):ish good

Schmoo Schmoon (12:06:54 AM):cooows

Chaps (12:06:58 AM):I usually always had it in dressing

Chaps (12:07:24 AM):Hasegawa could own Transylvania if she marries that fat French guy

Schmoo Schmoon (12:07:31 AM):lmao

cidz . (12:08:02 AM):maybe she should go for it then >_>

Schmoo Schmoon (12:08:30 AM):only if she can get a bedroom on the otherwise of the building

Chaps (12:08:40 AM):But it’s not for love. If there’s anything I learned from movies, you gotta marry for love

Schmoo Schmoon (12:08:49 AM):D: ewww

Schmoo Schmoon (12:08:54 AM):look how dirteh a plane is!

cidz . (12:09:12 AM):oh god not going on a plane >_>

Chaps (12:09:41 AM):What kinda air plane treats its interior like a skeezy taxi cab

Schmoo Schmoon (12:09:51 AM):lmao

Schmoo Schmoon (12:09:56 AM):that one apparently!

cidz . (12:10:10 AM):those are some cheapass plane tickets im suprised the plane didnt fall apart on the way there

Schmoo Schmoon (12:10:24 AM):ahahaha

Schmoo Schmoon (12:11:06 AM):too many people joining the mile high club in that bathroom

Chaps (12:11:29 AM)::-D

cidz . (12:11:35 AM):haha eww

Chaps (12:11:46 AM):too many people joining the mile high club on the seats

Schmoo Schmoon (12:11:58 AM):hahaha even worse

cidz . (12:12:38 AM):and on the floors too..god its like an orgeh on that plane

Schmoo Schmoon (12:13:01 AM):you take a breath and oops, herpes!

cidz . (12:13:18 AM):ewwwww

cidz . (12:13:27 AM):i would not of gotten on that plane >_>

Schmoo Schmoon (12:13:32 AM):lol!

Chaps (12:13:47 AM):I hope that wasn’t Hasegawa’s plane…or perhaps that’s why Kei was worried about Sawaki’s health from the trip

cidz . (12:14:06 AM):HAHA

cidz . (12:14:19 AM):gah hopefully not she was with some rich guy so he better gotten a better plane