On August 7th, a momentous thing will happen; the combination of two things I like alot, Persona 4 and Arc Systems fighting games, are going to combine into one to make Persona 4 Arena. As such, I wanna cap off such a celebration with a fucked up story, courtesy of Goro, the obese amoeba whose claim to fame is having sex with all of your waifus. This time around, he’s got his sights set on a cheap white wig and some porn stars cosplaying as the Persona 4 girls. Will it give all of the hentai fantasies of the universe a whole new perspective or will it prove the age-old rule that 3D is PD? You gotta Reach out to the Truth if you wanna Burn This Dread.
Before I begin, I need to explain something about Goro; he sucks ass when it comes to variety. All of the sex acts in his pornos involves the same exact routine of groping, oral sex, regular sex, and then ejaculating on a random part of the body. I thought it was just this one, but then I watched the Steins;Gate one and he was doing the same dull routine on the entire cast in that one. Surprisingly though, they do a semi-accurate recreation of the OP of Persona 4 The Animation (which sounded like the same theme as Persona 3, but I digress).
Chie is the first up as we see a recurring trend in Perofella by introducing each character in goofy poses while elevator muzak plays in the background. Whether this excess in tacky kitsch appeal is intended on being silly or sexy is up to the viewer, though it heavily teeters towards the former.
In some Oscar-worthy writing, Chie and Narukami talk a bit before he gropes her, cuts her bike shorts with magically appearing scissors, and goes through the same “fellatio-fuck-cum in random direction” formula that Goro knows all too well. Also, I fixed mah censor machine so here comes the Bearrage.
Afterwards, the embarrassment continues with Naoto being the next (SPOILER ALERT) girl up with the same goofy intro sequence but this time, she brought an evoker with her.
Some guy who really sucks at cosplaying as Kanji cause he only has short black hair (unless he’s Furher Kanji from the Golden’s True True End) is the dude here so he ends up doing the exact same shit that Goro does but instead does it to Naoto and for that last step, he aims for her face instead of her boob.
Then, we see Ms. Kashiwagi in her best Rise cosplay. You can tell it’s Ms. Kashiwagi because she’s ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold. Either that, or her face has been through the ringer in between Persona 4 and Arena.
Goro wants to bang her but instead, some random guy who I assume is either Yosuke or Goro’s real life best friend is the guy who gets to have himself some of her Marukyu Tofu and does the same routine except he finishes inside of her.
Yukiko is the last one up with her montage showing off her ultimate weapon: her fans. However, since she is thou, she can pack a whole lot of whoop on anyone who offers her “private lessons” with even physical attacks.
Sadly, this doesn’t happen here as she succumbs to the charms of Gorotagonist and his jellyrolls. It’s here where I realize that Goro isn’t supposed to be Yu Narukami at all. In fact, with the power of deductions and deductions, Goro is actually Mitsuo Kubo in disguise as Narukami so that he’d be able to escape from custody and sex up his friends. As a detective working for the Inaba Police, I am issuing an arrest warrant on porn star Goro for killing Kinshiro Morooka to stage a copycat crime, public indecency, and having those weird pale black eyes resembling a dead fish.
They do the same things that everyone else in the porn does (blowjob, sex, shoot in random direction), except Goro tries to end this one with a bang by aiming at Yukiko’s leggings.
There’s nothing really substantial about the porn title that makes it unique save for the cosplay. Aside from Naoto and Yukiko, the people in cosplay aren’t very attractive nor resemble their video game/anime counterparts, every girl’s scene is a wash-rinse-repeat of one another, and it just doesn’t seem that necessary when Rule 34 of the characters already does the trick without any embarrassment or humiliation on the artist’s part.
Now that that’s out of the way, might as well bring up a few things to know about the future Persona releases. The 1st collection for the anime is due on September 18th (the Bluray doesn’t have the Japanese audio due to reverse importation fears, but DVD is dual audio), Persona 4 Golden is available on October 30th, and Arena is arriving the soonest with less than a week away on August 7th