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Weaboo-ize me pt. 9 – NSFW again
7/25/10
It’s been a whole month since I’ve written an entry to this.
I should know. I date the damn things all the time. And that last post i made, I definitely got lazy. I was busy, but i admit, laziness came down on me harder than a fat whore who likes to instigate arguments with people for no reason.
But let’s get to the point here… I’m still playing this game, and I managed to land another sex scene. This time, it’s one of those… passionate ones if that even make sense.
You see guys, That last entry of Weeaboo-ize me, you guys don’t have to read that one. I just posted that for the sake of completion or something. Pretty pointless to comment on. I’d rather you focus your attn on this one.
In the game, it’s at this point where i pretty much left off. Shikanosuke’s family is shipping him and Chie.
I made it to this scene, where i get to go to her house and see if she’s home. And of course, that loli from before answers the door instead.
Ask yourselves, my readers:
If you went over to your childhood friend’s house, and found a loli at your doorstep, would you hit that?
Ah, but then you’d prolly be labeled a lolicon afterwards, huh…
Hmm… tough decision. Especially considering said loli is actually 17 and NOT 12…
Age is more than just a number in a case like this. Don’t take me srs.
Ah. I forgot to mention….
Chie’s apparently gone AWOL, and this loli, who’s known as Midori-chan, knows where the fuck she’s at.
I want my pussy, so i need her back here STAT.
Ah, did i mention that this loli likes to CUT HERSELF? >_>
*cue flat WAT here*
And so… basically i hang with this girl the entire time… considering she’s the daughter of a mob boss, she has connections.
Apparently, Chie’s gone AWOL cuz her damn family can’t get along worth a shit. Her dad cheated on her with another woman, leading to a divorce, and eventually more conflict within the fam. Simply because the mom wants to sue the OTHER WOMAN instead of the hubby for every penny she has.
Now ask yourself… Does this make this any smarter than Tiger Woods giving over 700 mil to that detestable [white] wife of his?
And theeeeeeeeeeen we meet the woman Chie’s fajah slept with.
You can tell he apparently knocked this woman up. WOW.
And Midori is increasingly sarcastic to the woman. All the while, i sat here, chewing my gum i had in my mouth. I had watermelon flavored gum in my mouth the entire time. I just kept chewing and clicking along. I didn’t really care. Cuz in the end, it made the pregger woman feel like shit.
Chie calls Shika and he comes over to her place. Her mom and siblings are still in the countryside, so… this means they’re alone.
O shi-
There’s pizza, and then talks of childhood memories. As you’d expect from a childhood friend route.
Gettin’ a boner. Well, he is. Not me.
Then they have a deep convo… blah blah…
And here i’m thinking, It’s inevitable at this point
COME ON.
Then time for a little Touchy-feely tickling…
And then BOOM. See? I’m holding her down. See the highlighted word?
Do ya?
Yeah, i thought you did.
Aww, cue heartwarming hug… and she confesses her love for him.
But when they fall off the couch…
The deal is sealed.
WARNING! THIS POST WILL HAVE VERY EXPLICT WORDS
AND DETAIL DESCRIBING SEX. IF YOU’RE A PRUDISH FEMALE (or male lol), THEN I SUGGEST YOU SKIP THIS PART UNTIL YOU READ THE RED
END TEXT.
Yeah, so Chie decided she’d… uh… help Shika (main guy) take care of that raging boner.
My own dick didn’t get hard though. Don’t worry, I’ll letcha know.
See, I’m a cunning lynguist, performing cunninglingus. And he as licking her clit good. Making it soaked up, tasting her love juices.
At this point, hearing that moaning got that boner started. It wasn’t raging, but it was starting up.
She’s giving fellatio. I’ll be honest, for some reason, i never really get hard quickly when it comes to seeing girls give fellatio.
Probably because I’ve gotten so much envy of guys who got fellatio, I just can’t get hard from watching fellatio anymore.
Yes, I want a hot girl to suck on my dick. I want her to stroke the shaft, gradle the balls, and SWALLOW THE GRAVY.
Now, i come to a fucking decision point…
I was like… WAT. And then I started to get flaccid. I wanted to stick the dick in, so i did just that. I picked the CONTINUE choice.
You can see her nice titties and pussy right below. But dammit, the cock must be holographic or some shit.
However, I will say Chie’s got big tits.
And Penguin said she didn’t.
WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW!??!?!
Anyway, my dick got hard eventually. Hearing those moans and seeing the clean CG just works supposedly well. I was ALMOST tempted to spank the monkey.
And then he pull out just as she came. Cuz like… He came the moment she did.
Alas, I didn’t shake hands with the governor. I’m just saying.
And look at that… her body got covered in white gravy…
Ah, well… THATS THE END OF THE EXPLICTNESS.
And the end of the post in general… huh. Weird.
Then again, At this point, i’m considering trying another game that’ll actually challenge the will of my right hand and dirty brain and hard cock.
I’ll think of something guys >__________>
I need a sex romp… time to hunt!
Imma letcha know though, i enjoyed the story and all, but The entertainment of the Weeaboo-ize me posts are supposed to showcase the pride of my right hand, and see if i can resist shaking hands with the governor.
So yeah. I’ll think of something quick eventually.
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about 1 month ago
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
GRAVY!!
about 1 month ago
This H-scene was better than the last one.
about 1 month ago
They obviously drew her in those regular scenes before the H scenes, and then made her tits bigger. If anything, you should be ashamed for being fooled like that.
Plus, she’s a vegetarian. Get that shit outta here!
Also: Lol watermelon gum.
about 1 month ago
looooool.
I like watermelon like the average nigger. Totz :D
And hush you. Yur just mad cuz uhh… >_>
YOU WERENT THERE! ya!
about 1 month ago
thats it?
about 1 month ago
Aww, I wanted to comment on the last post. But then I forgot.
And I was wondering when you would get back to this. Now Splitter just needs to get crackin’ on his thing.
Hey, I’m glad you have the big red text and all, but it really isn’t neccessary in this case. It goes from clothed to naked in no time flat, and even at a fast scroll you can tell when not to look. And plus, you don’t even have anything really after, so what the heck?
Also, do Fate/Stay Night. It will definitely test your ability to endure *WORDSWORDSWORDS* to get to prawns, and is pretty damn weeaboo, to boot.
Heh, that’s funny. “SWORDS.”