GAR.

The amount of epic in this 7 minute deal cannot be described in a proper summary. Yes, I say this show beats TTGL. It should be called the GAR of Koizumi.

You heard it here first, folks. Yeah, this is supposed to be an OVA preview. But Why am i covering this?

Well, The sheer amount of awesome is really indescribable. But I’ll try to do this anyway in the captions..

I never thought... Junichiro Koizumi would be so awesome... So why the fuck did he get shot? Not even this guy knows. And the Walt Disney/Mickey knockoffs aren't helping either... This guy here looks like he can plow your face in... And i believe this man is supposed to be Bush Jr. Koizumi's awesome allows him to live... To settle politics with a game of Mahjong. A 2 vs 2 fight it is... But true heroes aren't invincible... They're at least unstoppable... The first move is a smoking tile... for this little bitch has much to learn... Taro Aso will show'em how he throws down... And an angry Korean makes many Japs smile... Of course, Micky Mouse's lovers are also on the line... Korea does not understand the GAR of Koizumi. An assasination attempt is really bold... But very much futile... Aso proved that with certainty... And lets Koizumi land a crushing defeat... In the name of his country... But Korea is a pair of sore losers to launch a missle... Sore Losers so bad, they make people say the J man's name... Alas, Brave and Bold, Koizumi takes flight... Destroys the missile... And is soluted... but eventually comes back alive and unharmed by the power of GAR. But it seems like the forces of Evil aren't giving up so easily... They show they mean business, but we'll soon learn they're no match for the GAR of Koizumi...

Well, what can i say? I basically summarized the entire thing in the captions of the pics above. This show’s levels of GAR and epic are above TTGL’s. And i shall smile at the day that this show surpasses TTGL in the levels of enjoyability, epic, and downright GAR-ness.

International diplomacy being settled through the game of Mahjong. The fact that George Bush is even in this (and laughable at that), makes it all the more worthwhile to watch this OVA.  Alas, this was merely a preview, for the real deal shall start in Feburary 26th, 2010… Do yourselves a favor and mark your calendars for that day, when Koizumi’s legend shall be known in it’s prime.

Taro Aso is awesome too. This 7 minute dealie was just to get you hyped up for the real coming. Let us wait for the 27th of the second month to learn Koizumi’s legend.

*salutes*