Nisemonogatari 11 [FINAL]: Platinum Disco Inferno

March 22, 2012 in Niseimonogatari

Aiyusho!

In our last episode of Nisemonogatari, we conclude our story of Tsukihi being a phoenix oddity by just having our main characters deal with it. There’s also a gory one-sided battle that is almost as good as the Kanbaru fight, so if you’re just curious about that, that’s cool, though there are still some revelations to be had within the last ep til Kizumonogatari

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Nisemonogatari 10: Rusty Brown’s Ring Donuts

March 13, 2012 in Niseimonogatari

I like to thrust my tongue in the middle

In the newest of new Nisemonogataris, Araragi molests Tsukihi & takes Shinobu on a donut date, though when a certain underwhelming baddie returns to give out some information to Araragi, the plot thickens….in the next to last episode, and Araragi may find out some secrets not just of the two girls who were after him, but also his own sister.

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Nisemonogatari 9: The Gropes of Wrath

March 6, 2012 in Currently Blogging Anime, Niseimonogatari

Though Araragi's getting some raisins here

In this absolutely thrilling episode, two new characters, Yozuru & Yotsugi, are searching for a certain cram school. However, things get weird when they address Araragi & co. by their oddities. Will the show care enough to elaborate on the two or are we on another trip through Araragi’s sexploits?

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Nisemonogatari 8: Jaws Made People Afraid to Take a Dump

February 27, 2012 in Niseimonogatari

Nisemonogatari will make people question brushing their teeth again

After the anti-climax, we begin the Tsukihi Phoenix arc with who else but not Tsukihi. How does the new arc’s premiere fare if the main focus is on Araragi warding off Karen’s lustful advances? Will Araragi have to clean Karen’s mouth himself, and through it, will both of them achieve sexual gratification? Find out or I’ll brush your teeth…

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Nisemonogatari 6-7: Hangin’ Out With the Family

February 21, 2012 in Niseimonogatari

Havin' ourselves a paaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrtaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

This week, I take a look at the two episodes that conclude the Karen Bee arc as Araragi and Senjougahara get prepared to go face-to-face with Kaiki. However, when Karen wants to confront him once again, will Arararagi be able to hold her back in favor of a more diplomatic solution to their problem, or will this end in hot nasty violence? Open up and feast your eyes on the awesome screencaps I got.

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Nisemonogatari 5: Family Rape

February 6, 2012 in Niseimonogatari

Now I'm mixing it up with Family Rate....or not

On today’s Nisemonogatari, talking happens, Karen’s encounter with Kaiki and the bee oddity is looked at in a more in-depth recalling of the event, and Arararararararagi decides that this would be a great time to take advantage of the moment and have his way with Karen.

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Nisemonogatari 4: Dance in the Vampire Buns

January 31, 2012 in Niseimonogatari

Speaking of come, does this remind you of anything?

In our most recent episode of Nisemonogatari, Araragi has some important matters to talk about with Hanekawa regarding Karen’s recently contracted sickness too abnormal to be the flu. However, when Shinobu pops in from Araragi’s shadow while he’s taking a bath and demands to be shampoo’d and bathed as well, will Araragi hold back the temptation to hit that or will Shinbo insert himself into the series and hit that before Araragi can even have a say?

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Nisemonogatari 3: Valhalla, I am Coming

January 24, 2012 in Niseimonogatari

How soft your fields, so green

In the newest episode of Nisemonogatari, we finish up our time with Kanbaru as we see a mysterious yet twisted looking man named Deishu Kaiki. Will he be a bigger problem later, and if so, how will he be connected with Senjougahara?

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Nisemonogatari 2: The Badass Adventures of Kanbaru Suruga

January 16, 2012 in Niseimonogatari

AW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

In this brand spanking new episode of Nisemonogatari, Kanbaru Suruga, protagonist of Bakemonogatari, returns to melt some faces, kick some asses, and chew some bubblegum in spite of a bubblegum drought! Also, some other stuff involving Nadeko stripping and Karen doing handstands…..but who cares about that crap cause we got KAAAAAAANNNNNNBAARRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUU!!!!!!

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Nisemonogatari 1: Sexy Sexy Panels

January 8, 2012 in Niseimonogatari

Never has the word "black" in a black background looked so beautiful

Nisemonogatari is finally here as we return to Koyomi Araragi as he helps seek out different oddities throughout his neighborhood alongside Senjougahara, but first he must visit Sengoku’s house. Will this journey be simple though or will he descend into a realm of debauchery and unleash his pent-up urges on Mayoi? Why not find out here

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