The 30 Year Old Virgin 12 [FINAL]: You Whisper Something Sexy Like “Is That It?”

July 3, 2011 in The 30 Year Old Virgin

But I know what you're trying to say. You're trying to say "OH YEAH, THAT'S IT!"

And so here we are, the last episode of 30 Year Old Virgin. Of course, our main question here is “Will these two finally have sex!?”

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The 30 Year Old Virgin 11: AT PARANOIA’S POISON DOOR!

June 21, 2011 in The 30 Year Old Virgin

21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN!

It’s difficult to blog right now because I just got Shadows of  the Damned and I’m playing the everloving hell out of it. However, I might be able to squeeze by a quickie 30-sai today, so why not?

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The 30 Year Old Virgin 10: Namedropping

June 14, 2011 in The 30 Year Old Virgin

That was beautiful, man

In this episode of 30 Year Old Virgin, shit gets real. As real as a plastic sex doll.

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The 30 Year Old Virgin 8-9: It Only Hurts the First Time

June 6, 2011 in The 30 Year Old Virgin

That's why people should always strap their shit and get out the KY.......when kissing

Being caught up with a buncha other things is in fact distracting, hence why this time it’s a two-parter. Here, we get to see not only the couple discovering kissing, but also going on a date to the zoo. Will it end very badly for the couple? Who knows

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The 30 Year Old Virgin 7: Post Rapture Blues

May 22, 2011 in The 30 Year Old Virgin

You get me CLOSER TO GOD

A day has passed since the apocalypse was predicted to happen for the 12 billionth time, and everything is still very normal. Luckily for Hayao, now there’s no need to worry about him dying a virgin this soon because now there’s all the time in the world to get laid once and for all, and if it’s not going to be Natsu that takes his cherry, it might just be a higher power that does so.

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The 30 Year Old Virgin 6: God of Nonconsensual Love

May 14, 2011 in Currently Blogging Anime, The 30 Year Old Virgin

It's going to be hard to justify "THE LITTLE PEOPLE TOLD ME TO DO IT" in the court of law

In this episode, we learn that sometimes love offers 2nd chances (or does it) as after a 3 month hiatus, Hayao is ready to go back to dating. Will it work in his favor or will he be pummeled by tit-whips?

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30 Year Old Virgin 5: The Personification of a Bowl of Sugar

May 7, 2011 in The 30 Year Old Virgin

I'm at a loss of words

Both at how cute Macaron is and how nothing really happens this time around as the gods chew out Hayao and Natsu for their failed date this time around.

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The 30 Year Old Virgin 4: IT ONLY DOES IDENTITY THEFT.

April 29, 2011 in The 30 Year Old Virgin

Even poor Macaron got his PSN account hacked :(

Luckily, I said “Fuck this crap” and went back to playing good ol’ Killer7 & Vice City on my good ol’ PS2 back when hacking meant I could get a critical hit on every Heaven Smile or make all the ladies naked while playing “Japanese Boy” as background music everytime I left my car. Speaking about naked ladies, this episode doesn’t have them, as they are either blurred out by censor marks, or are described with censor marks. So let’s dive in, shall we?

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The 30 Year Old Virgin 3: Pedobear is actually Pedobait

April 22, 2011 in The 30 Year Old Virgin

It kinda makes sense, especially since he's spends his time on Earth teaching people how to have sex

In the most recent episode of the 30 Year Old Virgin, Hayao needs to step up his game, as he done goofed up his first attempt at asking out Natsu. Will Daigorou and Macaron consult the Cyber Police and State Police on this one? Will consequences ever be the same? Will it be censored to bejeezus and back? Find out turday!

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The 30 Year Old Virgin 2: Dai Kirai, no Boku San-Juu Saiiiiiiiii!

April 14, 2011 in The 30 Year Old Virgin

How can you say "no" to that?

Looks like a similar event that happened to 30-sai that happened to another series I covered, Rio Rainbow Gate, except it’s a little different this time around. This event, it that the remaining 12 episodes of each episode (a live action segment of the show) has been removed from the show due to it’s poor quality akin to Tim & Eric. Hopefully, however, this quality doesn’t resonate with the animated segments, which are still pretty funny, especially this episode.

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