Dat midriff

I gotta come clean with something; I thought I could abandon MGX easily by working with Tsuritama and Jormungand because to me it seemed that the show peaked too early and declined ever since. However, there are numerous different factors nagging on the inside of my head that brought me back here: I am literally craving Ayako Yoshitani’s voice like Tsubaki craves saliva and this is my only fix during the Yoshitani drought this summer, I want to move on from all the sausagefests I’ve been doing this Spring and get back into some beautiful breastes that I learned were a part of MGX’s final episodes, Spoonygate made me look at myself and think that I shouldn’t feel pissy about Episode 8′s date rape implications when I’ve made fun of rapey situations, the only side of the haters dislike this show because of the spit and I want to represent a fairer side that doesn’t piss on something for it’s subject matter but rather how it converts that subject matter into a story, and overall, quitting on a show is something I don’t like making a habit of.

That being said, I felt that I should be more upfront about the show and because 5 episodes is alot to cover, this will be more or less my opinions about the episodes rather than a massive wall of screencaps. It’s a different format of blogging so tell me if you like how it’s formed.

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I think I should get off her first

In this week’s MGX, Tsubaki has a dream that Urabe asked him to grab her boobs and being the doof he is, he now is dead-set on grabbing her gams. However, when Urabe agrees to let him honk those honkers, the show takes a dark, horrific turn.

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And you can't forgive them

In this new MGX, we have two storylines with Urabe taking part in a relay race and Tsubaki braving an illness. However, when Urabe gives Tsubaki a magical cure for his sickness with her saliva, will it only fuel his possessiveness over Urabe and motivate him to want to keep her legs to himself?

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Factories far away

It’s time again for some more MGX as these two episodes bring us towards the halfway point, where Tsubaki is already fortunate enough to be able to take Urabe to the beach. However, will the return of Tsubaki’s former crush put a hindrance on his relationship with Urabe? And if not, will Urabe refusing to smile for pictures end up doing the trick for him? Find out or I’ll take your soul

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ah-ah-aah-aah-aah

Our new Mysterious Girlfriend X is all about table turning as Oka, the megane girl who has Kouhei as a boyfriend, wants to get to know Urabe a little more due to fascination. However, as Oka gets closer to Urabe, will they both find out something about themselves that they never knew before through the bonding of their saliva?

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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

X is gonna give it to us in this week’s episode as Tsubaki discovers his best friend happens to have a girlfriend that he can kiss, and further reminding Tsubaki that he still can’t kiss his nutbar girlfriend Urabe. However, when Urabe gives him the opportunity to make out twice, does he end up going with it, or does he refuse?

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Maybe not from the sources you have poured yours

In our newest Mysterious Girlfriend X, Tsubaki has been capitalizing on his new bond with Urabe by sampling her drool every time they walk home. However, Tsubaki yearns for a much more intimate interaction when it comes to having a girlfriend and really wants to try and do “normal stuff” like hugging and holding hands and whatnot. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it) for him, Urabe isn’t too keen on “normal stuff”

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This candy got you sprung

In this thrilling Spring anime, we look into the life of Akira Tsubaki, a seemingly average geek who finds himself allured by the new and very odd girl at school, Mikoto Urabe. This attraction kickstarts when Tsubaki decides to lap up the drool Urabe leaves on her desk, and then the rest is history. Whether you think this concept is unique or the decline of civilization as we knew it like on some message boards (coughANNcough), it doesn’t hurt to read some in-depth asshattery courtesy of me.

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